Best not to think about it

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

[imsobadatnicknames2]

It's really funny how art can be so important and enriching and sometimes downright life-changing but every single piece of art about how important and life-changing art is is the lamest shit ever.

[simplyspider]

this vibe

[hotgirlmeg]

imagine you have a movie with oscar isaac and john boyega and people fixate on adam driver instead. this actually happened

[mrsterlingeverything]

Baby shoes for sale theylook gay

[toastbutteregg]

[natalieironside]

Due to my weird childhood and my weird brain, I have this very unhelpful compulsion to conceal Everything I do from Everyone. I Cannot be observed performing any action, no matter how mundane. My nervous system is convinced I'm gonna, like, Get In Trouble for eating food at dinnertime or sleeping in my bed at bedtime.

I've taken to asking myself, "Okay does this task actually require subterfuge or am I stealing a balloon on Free Balloon Day"

[json-derulo]

"you were always such a good kid! we never had to worry about you :)" thanks! you actually should've, though. like about this specifically

[ciqqy]

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

[ciqqy]

[sikoi]

me looking up the definition of a word i totally know the meaning of i just have to make sure it didn’t change for some reason or i made it up

[toastbutteregg]

[toastbutteregg]

[toastbutteregg]

[thepoisonroom]

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

[elmerseason-deactivated-deactiv]

[reinerist]

[2008braziliangrandprix]

shane in the club with a girl getting mad at ilya in the club with a girl

[erlie]

My favorite little boy. He speaks volumes with his eyes.

[tintedglasses]

(from @hockeychirptok on TikTok)

he’s so unbelievably close to discovering something new about himself