No my name isn't egotistical I swear.

...you believe me, right? Anyway, expect nothing and everything at the same time here. The name is Matt/Xavier/ whatever you want to call me. I'm a fourteen year old going into High School; never expect the typical teenage gripes unless I'm having a really off day.

[catacombees]

Overthinking

[skygenders]

Epic Tales By Tumblr Bloggers

[epitomeofloyalty]

[rainbownerdthings]

she looks so fucking proud.

[gameraboy]

Cartoon aerodynamics

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

THIS MADE ME SO MAD WHEN I WAS A KID AND NOW IT’S MAKING ME EVEN MADDER

[ghoulgaara]

Scooby thats bullshit and you know it.

[bullied]

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

[patron-of-thieves]

That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.

[onesecondathousandthoughts]

Oh snap

[coldweatherandcoffee]

shots fired

[power2thelocallesbian]

but not by the pizza guy

[mcriartsy-deactivated20180310]

OH

[unexplained-events]

A Man Exploring An Abandoned Factory Captures A Very Horrifying Picture

So as he takes a picture in the dark he captures this…

For some reason he decides to go towards the strange shadow-y figure

Walks even closer….

And comes face to face with the greatest prank ever

[soycrates]

"Why are you so suspicious of men even when they say nice things to you? What he said was gentlemanly, you should give him a chance!”

[emzalane]

twenty-one minutes. twenty-one minutes. Jesus, sometimes a person is DRIVING for more than that!

[mrpeterquills]

For anyone that needs this.

[skygenders]

Why Tumblr should(n’t) have kids 

[soldierhonor-deactivated2015052]

The best thing about Yugioh is how seriously Kaiba takes his card games. And I know what you’re thinking- everyone takes it seriously in that show. But most of the characters have a reason to. They believe in the pharaoh and the magical background of it and how it can affect their world. Kaiba? Nah man, dude just really fucking loves card games to the extreme

[kaiba-s-giant-ego]

[dar-draws]

[justice4mikebrown]

November 17

Ferguson Burger Bar is looking to put together 150 holiday baskets for kids in the Ferguson area.

Donations are needed by December 10, 2014

[babygoatsandfriends]

Bye losers.

[sheth]

Onward, my carriage!  Make haste to the next town!

[babygoatsandfriends]

Haste!!!

[orangepenguino]

Verily these paws don’t touch snow!

[thedeathofscottywazz]

The new Dodge Rams look comfortable. 

[fromonelifetoanother]

The last comment made me laugh so hard I woke up my sister and almost peed

[muscleluvr4-deactivated20140223]

why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

[wariolands-blog]

when u see it u turn 360 degrees and walk away

[viseriontargaryen]

turning 360 degrees would face you right back to the xbox you dipshit

[davekat-deactivated20130315-dea]

[suycidee]

I couldnt resist when I saw it.

Source

[simonsaysonsteroids]

So much for the room being secret igor

[tamamita]

Too much water, too many HM’s

C’MON GAMEFREAK, YOU CAN’T JUST MAKE IT FAITHFUL TO ITS ORIGINALS

[puniper]