Musings of a Weird Kid

Feminist killjoy. She/her.

[idrils]

kickstarter to replace my uterus with something useful like a boombox or a fog machine

[foodffs]

CREAM CHEESE SNICKERDOODLES

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Is this how you roll?

[yesterdaysprint]

Vancouver Daily World, British Columbia, June 27, 1921

[chronicgoth]

Fucking kill it, little girl next door

[anxietyproblem]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sexual tension is out, platonic tension is in. I need enemies who have fought each other so many times that they've developed a mutual fondness, realized they have a lot in common, and have to stop themselves from slipping into friendly conversation when they're supposed to be kicking each other's asses.

[wheel-of-misfortune]

[captchacomics]

[rubyfruitjumble-deactivated2016]

some of yall r SOOO sensitive!! and it’s a good way to be. u have big hearts. I love u

[fashion-runways]

KRIKOR JABOTIAN Couture Spring/Summer 2018

[tsyhere]

do you ever feel EXTRA touch starved like you’re just laying around and suddenly it’s just If I Do Not Experience Affection Right Now I Will Die And That Is A Promise

[fashion-runways]

MAK TUMANG Honey Bee dress if you want to support this blog consider donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

Amazing Browned Butter Honey Garlic Chicken

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[fashion-runways]

SAIID KOBEISY Couture Spring/Summer 2019 if you want to support this blog consider donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways

[ulibeanzz]

hey if you’re a man i’m gonna need you to never approach a woman who’s alone at night time. don’t care what your intention is– unless it’s an emergency, don’t. you probably have no idea what the jolt of cold terror and/or the gnawing dread feels like in these situations. thanks

[dazehazebabe]

Unless he’s good looking, well dressed, well spoken, and driving something expensive, right?

[belindaforlesbo]

No you fucking idiot

[ars0nism]

Pros of chubby gf

- soft

- nice hugs

- thigh pillows??? Tiddy pillows??

Cons of chubby gf

- none

Pros of skinny gf

- fits in ur arms rly nicely

- ur hoodies are too big on her which is beautiful

Cons of skinny gf

- none

Pros of muscled gf

- abs?? Biceps??? Please???

- strong gf pick me up pls

- most likely works out a lot which is hot

Cons of muscled gf

- none

[pipebomb-malewife-deactivated20]

Pros of a tall gf:

-she can reach everything

-she can wear those gorgeous and long swooshy dresses without drowning in the fabric

-she still rocks heels, I mean, hello??? Tall girls in heels??? Yes??? PLEASE?

- can curb stomp facist easily

Cons of a tall gf

-none, you’re just cowardly

Pros of a short gf

- I can give her piggyback rides

- she short which means I can pick her up randomly

- she’s got a better angle for throat punching facist

- great at stealing my clothes and wearing em

Cons of a short gf

- none

Pros of a disabled gf

- she’s still her own independent person

- she’s intelligent, often times having some of the most profound things to say that people often ignore because they’re stupid

-she’s got a unique lifestyle that’s gonna be best for her and she’s gonna live life as much as she can as comfortably as she can

-stronger than any US marine

-hates fascist

Cons of a disabled gf

-none

[lily-orchard]

Finally a Tumblr Post that speaks to me

[strengthins0lidarity]

beautiful

[cheese24k]

[muppetmayhem]

Friendly reminder classic moments like these with the kids are entirely unscripted.

[321redlightt-deactivated2016010]

my heart exploded

[thenatsdorf]

Bff’s from the beginning.

[emmeetslawschool]

that baby is making biscuits on that cat. what a role reversal.

[ktabeau]

Am I doing this right