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@feelsgoodtobeag
February 28th, 1984
Michael Jackson sweeps the board with twelve Grammy nominations and eight wins
1. Best R&B Vocal, Male for Billie Jean
2. Best R&B Song (Songwriter) for Billie Jean
3. Best Rock Vocal, Male for Beat It
4. Best Pop Vocal, Male for Thriller
5. Best Video Album for Thriller
6. Best Recording for Children (Quincy Jones (Producer) & Michael Jackson for E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
7. Record of the Year Beat It
8. Album of the Year for Thriller
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) dir. Steven Spielberg Yeah, Greg, quit foolin around. This isn’t one of your ridiculous sci-fi movies.
Have you ever asked yourself: “What does the skunk say?” unmute to find out
wheel inspection
Mama Skunk is clearly training her children to take over the family towing business.
“See here, kids. This is a sturdy tire. Yes, do say hi to the customer and make sure they’re satisfied with our service. Okay everything looks fine here. Tell them to have a good day and we’ll be on our way.”
So this cowboy walks in to a German car showroom and he says “Audi!”
Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”
HOLY SHIT
one time we had a sub that was handing back papers and called my name. I asked if someone could grab it for me and she started mocking me for not even standing up. taunting me asking why I was not walking up to the front to get the paper myself.
my classmates went dead silent and after the sub’s laughter ended someone informed her that the wheelchair parked nearby belonged to me
I had a sub in English once, on presentation day. And everyone goes up and does their thing, and then its my turn. The whole time im stuttering and mixing up my words, having to stop and re-say my sentences. The rest of the class is used to this and claps. However, by the time its over, the teacher is 100% done.
Starts saying horrible thing about how im going to have to get over my ‘fear of public speaking’ and how she’s heard 8 year olds give better presentations (plus worse things but I don’t really member them). By then im in tears and on the brink of a panic attack, and then she starts telling me off for crying The rest of the class is horrified. Then this boy stands up. He never been my friend and we never really got along, but he’d never bullied me. He told her in a pissed off, cold voice that in freshmen year I got a concussion and that I never really recovered from it, so all that was medical related and I couldn’t help it. Then he starts telling her off and the rest of the class joins him. The teacher is mortified and tries to cover her ass, but the whole class walked out and that boy took me by the shoulders and we all walked to the principles office and told him what had happened. Lets just say she isn’t teaching anymore. Also, turns out that boy had a sister like me, who couldn’t really speak. We’ve been best friends for 8 years and i’ll be his best woman at his wedding next year. The moral is that Teachers, even subs, and adults shouldn’t scold kids before knowing the whole story, because shit like that can fuck up kids self-esteem for the rest of their life.
When I was thirteen, I had to have spinal surgery. When my doctor said I was allowed to attend school again, he said I had to use a wheelchair when on school grounds. My first day back at school, my special-ed teacher had put up a banner in her classroom that read, “There is no elevator to success. You must take the stairs.” I asked what that meant regarding my wheelchair, and she gave me detention for “disrespecting her authority”. The next week she gave us a homework assignment to design a poster that could potentially be used as a Public Service Advertisement. On the due-date, I handed this in.
My special-ed teacher was fucking OUTRAGED. She wanted me expelled for ridiculing her authority in front of the other students. The principal proclaimed my work to be “a masterpiece of satirical genius” and vetoed the special-ed teacher’s attempt to expel me.
Reblogging this post yet again, this time for the masterpiece of satirical genius. Hope the teacher got in trouble.
So like how collectively Fucked™ do you think we would all be if Hozier did a cover of Hallelujah?
i think it’s cute when someone texts you after hanging out just to say they had fun with you, idk little things like that mean the world to me
not to be r*mantic on main but i deserve to be able to climb onto the roof of an abandoned building and stargaze with someone i love at least once in my life
80% tired 20% also tired
I’m very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very tired.
I wish you good health, wealth and bomb sex.
This is a picture with some of my favorite people. I am in DECA with them! International competition is coming up, and it’s an expensive trip. Please donate to help me get there!! I appreciate it
https://www.gofundme.com/sydney039s-deca-icdc-atlanta-trip
Date someone who fucking respects you
the woman you’re becoming will cost you people, relationships, spaces, and material things. choose her over everything.
