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They're truly living up to their name I see
Pov you give team rocket, ash, and delia heelys. Who can skate around well and who eats shit the moment they take a step(betting on jess)
jessie and james (james moreso) would be naturals. they're both mega-agile. ash would take a second to get used to it but usually bravery and confidence is like 70% of what you need to do things like this and he has that. delia would start slow and be able to skate for a couple seconds at a time
meowth would eat shit bc shoes don't fit him good and learning to walk was hard enough. you're asking him to skate??
Okay but what if we put meowth on a skateboard instead? Imagine him doing kickflips, that'd be sick!
Years ago I overheard (eavesdropped upon) a telephone conversation between a public parks official and a golf course owner.
Parks Official: No sir, you cannot
Parks Official: No. They are a protected species
Parks Official: You CANNOT shoot them
Parks Official: Or poison them, no. Or trap them
Parks Official: If you like, we can-- no, I'm it. I'm the ranking official here. There's nobody above me. My boss? You mean... the governor's office? Sure, I guess. Okay bye
After he hung up, he gave me this thousand-yard stare before answering my unvoiced question.
"There's a flock of flamingos at the 9th green disrupting golfers. He wanted permission to go out there with a shotgun and take care of matters, but sensed there might be... legal ramifications. So he called us."
I laughed. "Does that happen often?"
"Oh, we get calls like that a couple times a month."
Country clubs should be burned to the ground and their golf courses turned into community gardens i am 10000% serious
Was golf created for the sole purpose of hoarding ridiculously large amounts of land just to brag about how little they use it?
That and purely to waste drinking water
You reblogged something about backflips so do you think *you* could do a backflip?
I would wipe out so hard
Good to know. It sure would be a shame if someone put you in a Saw situation where you had to do a backflip to save yourself and 5 other people...
BAD IDEA BAD IDEA BAD IDEA
My eternal nemeses the Dutch already tried this and the results were not great!
Like, yes this is terrible, but why are the Dutch your eternal nemesis?
I told them they should wear helmets while riding their bicycles
YOU CAN'T MAKE US! WE ARE FREE TO GET LASTING HEAD TRAUMA IF WE WANT!
Also I'm pretty certain what made it as bad as it was is the fact that our prime minister and the people running the tax agency buried and ignored the problem when it came to light and all of the problems just spiralled out of control. Somehow that fucker WON THE ELECTION AGAIN AFTER THAT!
BAD IDEA BAD IDEA BAD IDEA
My eternal nemeses the Dutch already tried this and the results were not great!
Like, yes this is terrible, but why are the Dutch your eternal nemesis?
I told them they should wear helmets while riding their bicycles
YOU CAN'T MAKE US! WE ARE FREE TO GET LASTING HEAD TRAUMA IF WE WANT!
"Stop saying 15 year olds with weird interests are cringe, they're 15" this is true however you should also stop saying adults with weird interests are cringe because who gives a shit
To wit:
I want to share some wisdom from my high school art teacher.
In my AP Art class, there was a girl who was just starting to experiment with mixed media. At this point she was still playing around, trying to decide what direction she wanted to go with her portfolio. So one critique day, she brought in an abstract canvas with some rhinestone highlights and painted and real peacock feathers. She loved sparkles and peacock feathers so she thought she’d try introducing them a *little*. And after everyone had given some input, the teacher gave her his advice, VERY roughly paraphrased here:
“So here’s the thing… I do not like this style. These are just elements that do not speak to me personally, but I see that you like them, and you’re doing interesting things with them.
“My biggest critique is, I only merely *dislike* this piece. I want you to make me HATE it. Go crazy with the things that you like. Don’t hold back trying to make it palatable to people like me. Because I am NEVER going to like it. And if the audience does not like it, it should drive them crazy seeing how much YOU love it.”
Her portfolio was chock full of neon colors and glitter and rhinestones and splashes of peacock feathers and it was a delight. Our teacher despised every piece lol, but she got great marks and I think even won some awards. And more importantly, she was happy and proud of the results. Because she didn’t limit herself by trying to appeal to people who were never going to enjoy what she enjoyed.
Takeaway here: be as cringe as you want. Don’t limit yourself based on other ppl’s tastes. They’re not you, and you are incredible 💕
It's extremely rare to find a high school art teacher that is like that: an actually good art teacher
“I LOVE that game!” (watched a letsplay and commentary about it)
this counts and i’ll hear nothing against it
if watching sports counts as enjoying the sport, then watching video games counts as enjoying video games.
And literally a huge part of gaming has ALWAYS been the experience of sitting around together, watching one person in the group play while everyone else cheers, heckles, shrieks, and generally has a good time.
The cricket is still here by the way
There is a cricket in the hallway. I don't know how it got there, the window is closed. IT'S REALLY FUCKING LOUD
GKIDS announce they will release Hayao Miyazaki’s new Studio Ghibli film which will be called “The Boy and the Heron” in English speaking countries.
Does this mean they will also do the English release in non-English speaking countries in Europe? There's no way in hell we're getting a Dutch version AND I DON'T WANT IT EITHER!
(also I hope the movie will be in theaters in the Netherlands, Japanese or English idrc)
Every time I think I start to like this platform, something stupid and weird like this shows up
Dutch people are like “we don’t need to wear a helmet when we ride our bikes, because unlike in the barbarous United States, we have simply outlawed traumatic brain injury”
solid asphalt only hurts to fall on if the road it makes up was designed primarily for cars
Most serious road bike injuries are not falling off but instead being executed by a semi truck. Which helmets also don't really help.
That is true in America as well. The helmets still help with the other stuff.
The other stuff doesn't really exist though - adults cycling on flat surfaces almost never just fall off, or cycle into walls etc. The kind of cycling that a normal person using a bike for transportation does is just not the kind that gains much benefit at all from a helmet.
Until the second that it is!
Why is everyone ignoring how we have THE BEST BIKE INFRASTRUCTURE IN THE WORLD EVERYWHERE IN THE COUNTRY!
your temporary bike infrastructure is better than most countries' permanent bike infrastructure
Exactly
Dutch people are like “we don’t need to wear a helmet when we ride our bikes, because unlike in the barbarous United States, we have simply outlawed traumatic brain injury”
solid asphalt only hurts to fall on if the road it makes up was designed primarily for cars
Most serious road bike injuries are not falling off but instead being executed by a semi truck. Which helmets also don't really help.
That is true in America as well. The helmets still help with the other stuff.
The other stuff doesn't really exist though - adults cycling on flat surfaces almost never just fall off, or cycle into walls etc. The kind of cycling that a normal person using a bike for transportation does is just not the kind that gains much benefit at all from a helmet.
Until the second that it is!
Why is everyone ignoring how we have THE BEST BIKE INFRASTRUCTURE IN THE WORLD EVERYWHERE IN THE COUNTRY!
The pigeon sized sacred chattertail is a friend to birrin farmers, with its ability to root out agricultural pests such as the eusocial glassworms.
hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water
my cereal is loud and it's demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and god so thoughtlessly
...how does it taste?
the fizz comes from carbonic acid in the water splitting up into CO₂ and H₂O over time. And carbonic acid is – as an acid – sour.
By adding milk to sour water you've created a very convincing emulation of spoiled milk, so I'll believe in a heartbeat that the taste is Not Great™.
I have mastered the potion: Instant Spoiled Milk, therefore earning the rank of shittiest alchemist currently alive.
now, today, just now
Pretty sure that's just for the Australian magpie, which isn't even a true magpie. It's not even a corvid. Here's a Asir magpie for reference.