Its sneeze time

Otto | 23 | he/they | snz and light whump, mostly rb's with a few of my own ramblings | minors DNI

[sfalrek]

Here is one from five years ago (June 2021).

That's... What that phrase means, right? A new tag, just for her! A pal's character being quite the joker O:

[brandnewcouch]

there’s something so inexplicably hot to me about a very well covered sneeze into the crook of the arm. it’s nothing special, it’s how you’re supposed to sneeze, but the dedication to proper etiquette??? the extra effort to really make sure they’re not spreading their cold??? yeah 🥺

[peter-steeles-wife]

sneezing while browsing through a record store. boxes and boxes of used, dusty vinyl to sift through in a cramped space. all the shuffling through the boxes causes more of that musty, well-loved smell to filter through the air - as well as more dust.

shelves that haven’t been dusted or well-kept in ages harbouring more of that tingly, tickly dust. sneezing could ruin the vinyl sleeves, or worse, cause you to bump into another box and unleash more dust into your already irritated nose.

[peter-steeles-wife]

pushing someone back by the tip of their nose.

[feverish-cuddles]

you're standing in line at the contagion clinic between a few other healthy people. in a separate line is a sick person who definitely needs more than a couple of tissues. Nose red, streaming, poor person all shivery, shoulders tense and always rubbing at their nose. While you're waiting in line to check in, the sick person gets to the front of their line. A nurse is doing intake behind a plexie glass wall. The poor sickie is answering her questions between hitches, doing their best to what seems like stave off a sneeze that's begging to come out. Eventually their body decides enough is enough and they gasp dramatically and lurch forwards with a harsh wet snz. You watch as mess and spray splatters and drips down on the class at the nurse's face height. More mess is dripping from the sickie's red twitchy nose as they finish with an "ugh excuse bme" and their shoulders slump hard and their face finally slack with relief

[empresskaze]

Your fave(s) going to Pride and the pollen count is high. Or it rains. Or both

[feferig]

the way the image of a person, distinctly sniffly and huddled into a cardigan and pushing their glasses hopelessly up the bridge of their nose every now and then, can absolutely break my brain

[feverish-cuddles]

someone who hasn't been able to blow their nose all day for whatever reason. so they've been sniffling and snuffling slowly filling up their sinuses through out the day. the pressure is awful. when they finally get home they don't care any more they need to blow NOW, just the thought of blowing is making their nostrils flare and run, sinuses are aching for relief so they press down on their bridge and blow and of course its a heavy gurgling noise as the warm stuff goes down their face. Even if its not much its better, now they just need something to blow the rest into so they're searching around their house with mess dripping down their face, but their nose is still making more. so they say fuck it and blow some more, this time into their hand. Now with their hand cupped to their nose they're still searching when they finally find a box of tissues they relish in the glory of releasing the flood gates of mess

[lakes-loopy]

happy pride month guys

extra:

man’s allergic to every flower istg. taste the rainbow 🌈

[straightup-jerkingit]

I get a kick out of combining my fetish with niche interests because it means i get to have wholly unique thoughts. Im the only one who’s thinking up scenarios where glup shitto would be sneezing his head off. Im the supreme leader over a kingdom of one.

[itsjustaflower]

Yo where did you get your new pfp? I love it

Oh thank you!! ☺️ I actually drew this today! I wanted to make a character to represent myself for this blog so this weird little mouse guy came to be ^-^

I did a few more iterations below, this is just the one I chose for my profile for now!

I went in for a "pathetic wet squishable creature" vibe, and I think I succeeded

[itsjustaflower]

Some more of him >///<

[indulgnc]

broken car ac = windows open = having to sneeze downwards w both hands on the wheel btw

[bitterdatura]

[hitching-hyacinth]

beloved people's princess with terrible allergies making sneezing fashionable (and of course, faking a sneeze is dreadfully gauche). all the fashionable young ladies and plenty of the gentlemen too playing around with snuff and feathers and perfumes to find what makes them the sneeziest

[heavyeditsnz]

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incredibly belated post i know (tumblr kept saying the audio file was too big) BUT here's a wav i got from the lovely @ohgodnonotthis a while back 😳🩵🩵🩵 its absolute cinema, perfect wet cat energy for asahi <333

(and of course the adorable album art is from @hachiibun :D)

[blessfull-buck]

CW : slight mess, contagion, suggestive and ofc snz

in a mood to draw a more freaky stuff lately

one small sneezy cold won't stop a kinky little shit from absolutely demolishing their cute sickly partner

she sorta regrets it though (but it was so worth it)

[pinkskyparis-deactivated2020030]

Scenario: someone that habitually pinch stifles when they sneeze but they’re doing the dishes and wearing rubber gloves so they can’t pinch their nose and are forced to sneeze uncovered, causing much embarrassment.