it's a mess

hi, i'm cat! i’m an adult. enjoy the nonsense :)

[birdyvadu]

Beach AU ☀️

These are gonna be sticker sheets, and some will also be keycharms

store

[steampunkcorgi]

Harrowhark the First

[nohoperadio]

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

[hotvampireadjacent]

[deerlie-main]

Occasionally i think about a Hollanov X Files AU I'll probably never get around to writing and I can never decide which one of them is more Mulder and which is more Scully...

if Hollanov were in the X Files...

Shane is Mulder, Ilya is Scully

Ilya is Mulder, Shane is Scully

Remaining time: 6 days 6 hours

[idc0o]

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

[hagnanimous]

Me when I read a book by a famous author that’s a modern classic and everyone says it’s really good and then it’s really good

[contemptible-scoundrel]

THE FRENCH FUJOSHI: and you will put ze tips of your penise togezher, oui? and you will insert yourself into 'iz boyhole, oui?

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[crowttore]

Are you currently suffering from The Character?

[ozdical]

[cuppydogshane]

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

The amount of times I’ve read scenes in explicit fics and thought “they would not say that shit”

[infertilityidol]

[etherqueen-deactivated20160417]

when your mental illness starts acting up again

[logeeka23]

[ashoss]

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

[amnesiaguy]

of all the stupid things i’ve posted on the internet it’s very baffling and awesome that #mytwig had such a lasting impact. anyway long live #mytwig

[haridraws]

tiny 2cm drawings in my sketchbook

[rainydaymay]

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

[creepymutelilbugger]

a puff of truthweed will have your breath carry only the undeniable