Felix Jordan.

   { it’s a lot E A S I E R       to keep your guard       up & say                —— ‘I don’t; care…’ }

[margctsx]

“A checklist? What about Augusta Longbottom?”

[felix-jordan]

"Augusta? Oh no, not that I wouldn't love to show her a goodnight, I just don't think that's exactly her cup of tea, you know?"

[leviwccd-blog]

“Where haven’t we been yet?”

[felix-jordan]

"That's a good question, I'm thinking we need to go somewhere outside of Europe this trip, keep it hot and sexy though."

me, with tears in my eyes: time to make a joke

[thebellonataylor-blog]

Bellona’s eyes narrowed for a second, and she reminded herself to reel in her temper as she gave him a large smile, “Don’t need to be an expert to see poor flirting. You’re lucky that you have such a pretty face, though, the flirting is almost unnecessary,” The back-handed compliment comes out of her mouth smoothly, and she moves her eyes over to the bartender, asking him sweetly for two of whatever the man sitting next to her was drinking.

[felix-jordan]

"Poor flirting, or not giving much of an effort to flirt," Felix shrugged, smiling easily at the compliment. "But glad to know I don't have to put in any of the work now, seeing as you seem to be taking on the game of the flirter. I can appreciate a little flattery every now and then," he nodded at Bellona, leaning back in his chair as the bartender came by.

[thebellonataylor-blog]

“I never claimed to be an expert,” She gave him a sly grin, “But if you let me buy you a drink, perhaps I could teach you a few things.”

[felix-jordan]

"Then why are you calling me out on my lack of skills? When you can't even prove yourself to be better?" Felix challenged, raising his hand to signal the bartender over. "I guess I can let you do that, out of the pure goodness in my heart."

[thebellonataylor-blog]

“If you’re going to flirt with me then I think you can at least try to do better than that,” Bellona teased lightly, smiling.

[felix-jordan]

“Oh?” Felix raised an eyebrow. “And since you’re such an expert, why don’t you show me how good you are at flirting.” 

[margctsx]

“Any preference on the females?”

[felix-jordan]

“None that come to mind, but if you send me a checklist I’ll be sure to let you know,” Felix teased. 

[leviwccd-blog]

“A crazy look in my eye?” Wesley scoffed, “I’ll choose to ignore that, since I would enjoy going on a road trip or something with you sometime.”

[felix-jordan]

"It's probably better that way," Felix shrugged, chuckling. "Of course you do,  and it's beyond needed for the two of us. Where are we thinking?"

[clechastings-blog]

“You’re using that reasoning on the wrong gal, because I’m part of the minority that doesn’t do that– but I completely see where you’re coming from. I don’t condone when the gender roles are reversed either, and I think it’s ridiculous that it’s more acceptable when it’s girls looking at the guys instead of the other way around. Both can be just as degrading, creepy or invasive as the other.”

[felix-jordan]

"But at least you can understand where I'm coming from, it's not like I plan on doing anything entirely inappropriate and going out of my way to make them feel uncomfortable. I was bored, have a few hours to spare before going back to work and caught a glimpse. I apologize if you saw it as offensive, but that was never my intention."

[caitliinx]

“Oh please, I could out drink you any day.” 

[felix-jordan]

“Oh hell no, you most definitely can’t.” 

[leviwccd-blog]

“I knew it. I’m still having those hallucinations– my therapist says I should get more sleep and just get a life in general to help with the symptoms,” Wesley played along, letting a smirk come through at the end of his statement.

[felix-jordan]

"You definitely need a life, and maybe a lay or two. I should get you out of this place sometime, because you've got that crazy look in your eye." Felix continued to tease, failing at keeping a straight face.

[clechastings-blog]

“No– at least not like that. Not in such a degrading way,” Cleo insisted, obviously upset with his actions.

[felix-jordan]

"I'm not being degrading, I'm appreciating the beautiful gift of these ladies' presence. If I were to degrade, I'd walk over and try and chat them up, there's a difference." Felix argued. “Don’t tell me you’ve never been with a group of girls, caught sight of attractive guys with minimal clothing and turned to each other and said damn or something along the lines. Why is it any different for me?”

[margctsx]

“Should I know?” She arched an eyebrow, “And how should I show this appreciate, dare I ask?”

[felix-jordan]

“Always,” Felix nodded enthusiastically. “With money, and girls in my hotel room. Food and alcohol is appreciated too.” 

[drheamie]

[rosebstan]

[felix-jordan]

@wesleyskeeter

[tvshows-screencaps]

[dailygraceland]

I don’t want to spend all morning in some terminal. And there’s no picture!

-Yeah, well, you know, make a sign or something.