Cats? Cats.

RIP Oliver Find me @bigwetnoses @lewitchyboi @autistic-olliecollie Queer Polyam Autistic Disabled demisexual demiromantic trans boi (tho I label myself nonbinary as well but both fit me). ///HE/THEY/// Ares and Apollo Devotee. Find one of the cutest nerds (my partner) over @jellyfish-child 💜💜💜

[felixarren]

Car crash

This is Oliver's sister kylee. So a couple of hours there was a crash and regrettably Oliver didn't make it

[charitywaterproject-blog-blog]

[caribbean-sea]

I will keep this photo posted for 1 week.

Every time someone Reblogs this photo I will donate 10 cent to charity: water

After the money is donated I will post proof of donation.

Show you care & Reblog.

always

[scvmbody-deactivated20140916]

If you don’t reblog this at least once you’re a joke.

[lullabyknell]

Brain: I don’t wanna write anymore. I wanna read something. 

Me: Alright, I guess we could do that for a bit. What do you wanna read? 

Brain: Don’t know. Wanna read. 

Me: There’s a lot to choose from. How about this? 

Brain: No. Not that. I wanna read a thing that fits these exact specifications. 

Me: Uh, alright, wow. Those are really exact specificatio-

Me: …

Me: Are you telling me you want to read the exact thing we were writing? 

Brain: YES! I wanna read that. Let’s read that. 

Me: …

Me: I don’t know how to tell you this, but we have to write it first. 

[sarasa-cat]

I FEEL CALLED OUT BY THIS POST

[felixarren]

If you want a vegan pet...

Get A Rabbit

Not A Dog

[crazysenji]

Just so you all know..

This blog is 100% anti PETA.

We love our vegetarian and vegan friends and family (and I have a lot of them!!). We don’t support an organization that claimes to love animals and does nothing but hurt them and the people who love them.

Hugs and support to my extended dog show family at Crufts.

[mitskisguitar]

Not saying that youre wrong because peta is on some sketchy shit but what did they do to hurt animals?? Again not saying that ur wrong I just don’t know

[cephalophor]

PETA’s Shelter Euthanized 72% Of Its Animals Last Year.

PETA kills “rescued” lobsters by putting them in fresh water

PETA Joins Forces with Group Working to Kill All “Pit Bulls” Nationwide

PETA thinks that keeping pets is cruelty and slavery

PETA’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad History of Killing Animals 

More why PETA is horrible

[thnksfrthmania]

We also do NOT support vegans that force their carnivorous pets to live on a vegan diet. Hypocrisy is somthing I HATE and if you really cared that much about animals you would do the research needed to feed your pets a species appropriate diet.

[pumpkinspicepunani]

*Deadbeat dad voice* Can you believe I’m forced to financially support the child I helped put on this earth? Woe is me.

[greviousmentalharm]

*Deadbeat Dad voice when the child grows up* Can you believe this child wants nothing to do with me after I helped putting them on this earth? How ungrateful!

[susiethemoderator]

*Deadbeat dad voice* Can you believe the mother of my child who lives with, take cares of, and spends 99.5% of the time with my child has the gall… THE AUDACITY to demand I help pay for the upbringing of my child. I CANNOT believe every month I have to give her money to buy food, medicine, and clothing for the wellbeing of my child. I rarely see my child, but still….. THE AUDACITY. #HateGoldDiggers

[thefandomdropout]

*Deadbeat Dad voice* Can you believe the child I blatantly wanted absolutely nothing to do with all of their life, won’t accept my bare minimum apologies about abandoning them ?!!  Of course their mother turned them against me !!!

[jamaicanblackcastoroil]

*deadbeat dad voice* I can’t believe my kids are angry at me for not raising them but I take care of my girlfriend’s child!

[monstersandmaw]

Dorian Pavus aesthetic. 

Have I mentioned just how fucking much I love Dorian recently? Because I do. He’s wonderful. 

[lovedhappysafe-deactivated20230]

🍂ON THIS BLOG WE LOVE AND RESPECT THICK MEN🍂

[youeitherskateoryoudie-deactiva]

i hate when ur in public somewhere and something goes mildly wrong/something inconvenient happens and the nearest baby boomer tries to get you to complain with them

[blueeyeddoll-deactivated2017041]

what does this even mean

[youeitherskateoryoudie-deactiva]

EXAMPLE:

you are in line at mcdonalds. its really busy and the employees are overwhelmed. it’s taking a long time. you are minding your own business. the old man in line next to you says to you, “boy, this is absolutely ridiculous, isn’t it? these kids working just dont know what they’re doing. Or they just dont care…” you awkwardly nod and take a step to the side

[gallusrostromegalus]

This has probably been said a million times before but:  Defend the employees.

Really, you’re never going to see Karen from Stubenville again in your life, so side-eye her real good and say:

“It’s not thier fault they’re understaffed. Having worked retail before, they’d love to have another three or five people back there helping out.  But since the whole ‘downsizing’ craze of the ninties, companies try to get as much out of thier employees as possible without regard for thier welfare, or the effect on service.  You should really get on McD’s website and complain about the chronic understaffing and tell them you’re willing to pay more elsewhere for better service.  They LISTEN to people like you.”

People love to complain, especially entitled people.  The good news is that they’re easily redirected with mild praise and a shiny new target.  Butter the elders and aim them at the bourgoise.

[antique-scarecrow]

aim them at the bourgeoisie

[hipster--angel]

Sharks don’t infest the water // background

[godotal]

Tiger walking through algae.

[elfpen]

yeah but you could green screen this into any thing you want tiger walking through clouds tiger walking through lava tiger walking through space tiger walking through macaroni and cheese like the possibilities are endless thank you algae greenscreen

[kaleighbytheway]

WHY ARE THERE NO GREEN SCREEN EXAMPLE IMAGES?!? PHOTOSHOP ARTISTS OF TUMBLR, WHERE YOU AT!

[walkingstardust]

I HAD TO. (forgive my horrible photoshop skills. I hope you’re happy.)

[kaleighbytheway]

I am VERY happy, the coffee is my favourite.

[celticswan75-deactivated2020090]

Superb content.

[themechanicsnightmare]

This is a callout post for my joints

Stop hurting and function properly you fucks

[shesnake]

straight vampires are so unrealistic

[shesnake]

imagine being heterosexual for all eternity.. pass

[windydesert]

Theirins by dakkun39

[magerightsyeah]

[rite-of-darkness-deactivated201]

when you listen to music from the 70s and 80s

[great-tweets]

This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.

[fisyx]

YES

YES

YEESSSSSSS