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“First Kill is bad” to YOU. It was actually made for ME personally though so shut up. Sorry you can’t appreciate a pining lesbian vampire with a gay best friend that’s ride or die, a lesbian monster hunter with a neon aesthetic and a relationship with her ex, milfs, a complete lack of homophobia, monster hunting, shitty cgi, and cliche romantic tropes queer people never get to enjoy, but me? Well I can because I have TASTE

catchymemes

Welcome to Japan

Where cars are parked orderly and in reverse

Where fruits can be cubes

Where people keep left

And lamps have different brightness for double beds

People queue up in lines

Applies to stickers too

Where what you get is the same as the poster

you get waved goodbye..?

Relieving both mind and body

Yup.

Smooth train operator

No embarrassing knocking or barging into rooms to check out if they are occupied

When you need an extra hand

For the selfiestas

Brolly holders

Because normal manhole covers are too mainstream

Think diagonal

And anytime u need to soak your feet

Where you raise responsible adults, not brats

And luggage is organised in color codes

When you need help after the condom broke

Instant sanitary gratification

Why they are so welcome at football matches

Where water is that clean in the drains

Nuff said

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faithfulwarrior-og

I feel like Namaari and Raya just insult each other about things they actually find attractive. Like “hello there Princess Undercut” definitely translates to “damn her hairrr” in gay panic. This headcannon has been cracking me up all day lol (since there’s a lot of thoughts in this, I bolded the actual dialogue so it’d be easier to read…hopefully lol)

RAYA: Okay we got Miss Muscles over here being a complete asshat—

NAMAARI: *smirks* Jealous?

RAYA: [ugh, no I just want to touch them] I have my own muscles, thanks.

NAMAARI: Oh really. Where? [she’s so strong and pretty]

RAYA: Excuse me?! *flexes* What do you call these!

NAMAARI: [hot] Pfft. Not muscle.

RAYA: That’s not what you’re saying when I’m beating your ass—

NAMAARI: [oh she can beat my ass whenever she wants] Beating my ass? When. When did you ever beat my ass.

RAYA: Oh take a seat lemme just recite the list!

NAMAARI: *sits back in a very gay manner*

RAYA: [why is she so attractive it should be illegal] So first we have—

NAMAARI: [I wish she’d sit on my lap] How’s it feel to be tall, Dep La?

RAYA: —I was speaking, first of all, but uh just fine thanks! Because if you’re implying that I’m short, you’re blind.

NAMAARI: But you are short.

RAYA: *huffs* Just because I’m shorter than you doesn’t make me short. Just like how you being tall doesn’t make up for your small dick.

NAMAARI: *stands, ending up very close to Raya* Oh really? Well, I don’t even have one of those so—

RAYA: *trying not to laugh* I do. A pink one. In. my. dresser.

NAMAARI: [she is so childish] Oh my—

RAYA: Mmhm. Only thing big about you is your nose, binturi.

NAMAARI: [she asked for it] Don’t forget these. *holds up her hands*

RAYA: [ah. they look soft. want to hold.] *rolls her eyes* Oh please, those are normal-sized ha— *presses her hand against Namaari’s for comparison* —Oh. Actually, wow. You do have big-ass hands, damn. [THEY WERE SO SOFT]

NAMAARI: *smug af* [she touched my hand!!!!!]

RAYA: [if she gives me that look one more fucking time] Oh don’t look so pleased, I don’t need big hands to bust your lil fang teeth.

NAMAARI: [do it then] That’s interesting cuz they’re still here. *smiles*

RAYA: They’re stupid. So are your lips. [WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT]

NAMAARI: Yeah well—what? Did you just say my lips are stupid?? [she looked at my lips omg]

RAYA: Y-yes. [ew, don’t stutter!]

NAMAARI: *smirks and leans closer to her* What’s stupid about them, Dep La? [she smells amazing wow]

RAYA: [ah, close] Oh shut up.

NAMAARI: Make me. [wait–]

RAYA: *kisses her*

NAMAARI: … [screaming]

RAYA: … [screaming]

NAMAARI: I—

RAYA: *clears throat* I guess they’re not that stupid… [I want to kiss them forever]

NAMAARI: *coughs* Yours are… nice… [wife me]

SISU: *having returned from a bathroom break like halfway into their argument* You’re both stupid. It’s time for dinner.

r-grimes

clexa pick up lines come to live (x)

bi-halobearer

u-look-beautiful-today

DANA FUCKING TERRACE

I NEED

TO TALK

TO YOU

ABOUT

LUMITY

BEING

FUCKING CANON

THANK YOU

arianod

“You going soft on me, Blight?”

Heyy just passing spreading love 🍓

Thanks! Here the lumity kiss for your kindness

booasaur

The Owl House (2020) - 2x05 - Lumity

Bonus:

moringmark

eleonorpiteira

Penumbra, a small self-indulgent personal project

It was all painted in Photoshop, for anyone curious :)

doctoratomic

I guess she was storing all those fucks up for this particular moment…

mayasdeluca

Thank you Dom and Kat. For portraying Waverly Earp and Nicole Haught with such care, love and passion. For always voicing how much these characters mean to you, just like they mean to us. For being such role models to the community, on screen and off. The chemistry and strong connection the two of you share made Wayhaught’s relationship so special and we will forever be grateful to you both and these characters. Thank you.