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30/f/jazzhead

[adz]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[snazzy-hats-and-adhd]

[femaceae]

story im writing is lowkey fanfiction of my life i think i just need to get this out of my system

[femaceae]

why did dylan sprayberry coming out as a scientologist shake me the way it did

[senatortedcruz]

What’s funnier?

Hit in the nuts

Loud fart

Remaining time: 1 day 16 hours

[heraclesw-deactivated20220825]

[femaceae]

new vibrator came . better be good. my old faithful only works half the time and occasionally wont turn off until it dies so i got a mini wand one and i fucking hate it. i had to order the closest thing to my old favorite... wish this clit luck

[memewhore]

[emmaharwoods]

ZENDAYA attends the New York premiere of The Odyssey — July 14, 2026

[kushblazer666]

[femaceae]

i dont think we need to go to space anymore

[s-ol4psismmmmmmmm]

so much of people's need for identity is rooted in wanting 2 control others' perception of them ... let it go

[orphicophelia]

[achillesinhighheels]

[femaceae]

i have been watching a lot of mr. show lately and i can't get the cops musical out of my head

[scarletafterglow]

[murraysiskind-deactivated202511]

Me: Tom Cruise I picked up more plain steamed fish for you to eat for every meal because of your pathologies

Tom Cruise: thank you so much. By the way I feel that we have been through enough together - you doing a Misery on me and breaking both my legs, etc - that you can just call me Tom

Me: Thank you for saying that Tom Cruise