[zukotheartist]

"I can't even keep you out of my bed" (Skyler to Walt, ep 4 s5) is actually one of the best, scariest and more chilling lines in the enterity of Breaking Bad

[boppinbobby]

[uglythug5000bce-deactivated2021]

I love it when someone says some depressed shit in my car and I start veering wildly to remind them they wanna live

[dughole]

i wish he would come down from heaven & kill every instagram fitness liquid diet ozempic green juice low calorie food blogger

[deoxoid]

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

[folklorespring]

Amazing

[pianosmasher]

Muffin Man: the original doxxing victim

[knucklecurve]

filthy, filthy read

[transmutationisms]

the letterboxd review, a hybrid literary genre equally born of the recipe blog personal essay and the desire to receive reddit gold,

[manrippedapartbydogs]

I’m making a non-profit that gives klonopin to deer so we can ride them like horses

[horrorlesbians]

when gillian flynn said “I’ve grown quite weary of the spunky heroines, brave rape victims, soul-searching fashionistas that stock so many books. I particularly mourn the lack of female villains — good, potent female villains. Not ill-tempered women who scheme about landing good men and better shoes (as if we had nothing more interesting to war over), not chilly WASP mothers (emotionally distant isn’t necessarily evil), not soapy vixens (merely bitchy doesn’t qualify either). I’m talking violent, wicked women. Scary women. Don’t tell me you don’t know some. The point is, women have spent so many years girl-powering ourselves — to the point of almost parodic encouragement — we’ve left no room to acknowledge our dark side. Dark sides are important. They should be nurtured like nasty black orchids.”

[happifying-things]

[unalivejournal]

always a little funny to me when filmbros are vehemently anti fanfiction but love to discuss film theories. Maybe my theory is that the 2 main guys sucked each other off. And swallowed

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting

[femalemystic]

you can tell exactly when a man took over on charmed because he saw three strong independent women and decided what they were missing was a baby

[femalemystic]

[ewaneneollav]

if Humpty Dumpty ever stopped being in danger then he would lose his identity & go insane