I'm too old to still be here yet here I am

this is a personal blog

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[feministfeels]

My goddamn irregular-ass period came back and I am S U F F E R I N G

[depsidase]

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[nostalgic-teddyy]

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

[vin-di-kate-or-deactivated20211]

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[tothechaos]

any tips for developing discipline? ive been going through life on a lackadaisical hedonist build but ive got a bunch of mysterious problems that i may or may not be at fault for

[helditem-moved-xd-deactivated20]

does anyone have the “my wife is home” r/ambien post

[abnormalize-remadeeeeelol-deact]

[a-really-bad-decision]

[deathgasmic]

who else is up permanently feeling like they did something Wrong

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[aiweirdness]

finally i have learned how to type laser sounds//

[ryebreadgf]

oh I know her well we went to 2014 together

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[yorkshirearthurdent]

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

[beyond-a-name]

they should make chatgpt automatically redirect to coolmathgames so you can actually fucking learn something

[ratantics]

I needed to see this today.

[ate-a-chili]

[record scratch] [freeze frame]: yeah that's me. that's me in the corner. that's me in the spotlight, losing my religion.

[l3irdl3rain]

He likes being tall so much he just can’t stop making biscuits

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think