sweet nothings

loser nerd freak lesbian speaking into the void 22 | she/her 🍪

[femmbery]

i should be at the club rn but instead i’m babysitting my million nieces and nephews

[femmbery]

i’m rereading my personal bible (the student prince by fayjay)

[femmbery]

crazy things are happening on tiktok shop ads what the fuck

[femmbery]

went out with friends. thought about narusasu the whole time

[femmbery]

me and my pookie bear

[femmbery]

so thankful to all the people calling me pretty in my asks but pls if you’re underaged stop trying to shoot your shot 😭 i’m so sorry beloved pls find someone age appropriate

[femmbery]

woke up hungry today. thought about a twelve year old naruto drinking spoiled milk, running to the toilet all day, not knowing what was happening to him. didn’t even give the day a chance

[sookiesookie]

yearning for some #niggayuri expeditiously, black lesbians needa get back in the writers room—tumblr needs you—ao3 needs you—wattpad needs you—I NEED YOU—but mostly tumblr needs you, we’re going thru a drought

[femmbery]

chapter two of my fake dating narusasu fic out now!

꩜ 9k+ words currently • multi chapter

karin thinks that naruto and sasuke are hooking up after they go home together from he club. sasuke goes along with it and drags naruto with him. the fake dating plot of formed. and they make out!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/88542866

[femmbery]

i can’t stop thinking about a fake dating narusasu au. the desperation they would feel, the way they would deny their base instincts until they couldn’t hide it anymore…

naruto had been dumped by hinata and desperately wants her back. at least he thinks he does. he misses the warmth of being loved, being desired. he misses having someone’s hand on his arm, a grounding agent in a world that moves past him faster than he can register at times. he had found that with hinata — the comfort, the easy companionship. sure he couldn’t give her everything she wanted, and sometimes in the dead of night as she laid on his chest, he wished for something he didn’t have the words to explain. but that didn’t matter. he misses what he had, it was enough. and he sure as hell is exhausted with the pitying stares he’s getting from all his friends. he needs a plan to win her back, and convince kiba that his pity lunches aren’t wanted, god damn it!

enter sasuke.

sasuke is dreading the upcoming christmas holiday. its his third year: his final year of university, and his third year coming home alone. kakashi and obito might really sign him up for that involuntary celibacy support group if he doesn’t come up with something quickly. but sasuke hasn’t been able to stomach the touch of another in years— not since orochimaru. he needs practice, memories to replace the unnatural cold touch, the stink of his breath, stained red with wine. he needs someone who is the antithesis of everything orochimaru stood for. someone who exudes warmth, the earthly embodiment of the sun. and between the insistent tugging of his arm by karin, and the shots of god knows what drink slipped between his fingers by ino, he finds what he’s looking for.

it’s a no strings attached affair. naruto needs a new arm candy to get at hinata’s heart, and sasuke needs the sun, warmth and gravity, to chase away the black hole left in his soul. and when the two of them can barely stand to be in the same room for longer that five minutes, there’s no risk of anything else coming in the way of their plan. it’s perfect — foolproof. until it isn’t.

a fic filled with sasuke teaching naruto that he can hope for more, and naruto teaching sasuke that he’s not unloveable despite it all :)

[femmbery]

first chapter is up now!

[femmbery]

posted chapter one of that fake dating/sex coach narusasu fic!

꩜ it is 5k words so far! • multi chapter

https://archiveofourown.org/works/88542866

[femmbery]

pride is over but i’m still feeling so prideful… carrying this lezzie energy into the next year

[femmbery]

this time next year i will have moved out #trust

[femmbery]

i need a beta reader for this fic so bad my brain is turning to mush…

[femmbery]

last chapter of i don’t smoke out now!

if you’re interested in a a friend with benefits (fwb) au narusasu fic where sasuke is kinda depressed and naruto is so deeply in love (they both are) the this is the fic for you!

BOTH POVs!

꩜ 8k+ • 3 chapters

archiveofourown.org/works/87085956

[karo-li]

we all know that sasuke has naruto's heart, like come on now

also TW: blood?

[femmbery]

“Naruto is drunk and embarrassingly desperate. It’s moments like these where he misses what Hinata gave him. A warm hand or waist to hold onto. Lips or a cheek to kiss whenever the emotions in his chest needed a place to dissipate towards. The promise of a hug at the end of the night, even if this embrace was done under the pretense of sex. Now Naruto is alone and there’s no one willing to hold him together.”

sure man whatever