you can't even tell the truth about pineapple.

26. they/them (tme). white. see my foster kittens at meowtel6.

[paristhemusical1990]

listen to australian rock artist jon english’s musical paris (a love story) 1990

[girlbloke]

I could really do with a reward or incentive

[captain-price-returns]

[shotofchinaco]

Brian McFadden: Is Google Cooked? (via Daily Kos)

[mattressblowoutsale]

a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead

[tarmairons]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022-) | S01E05

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[targetedknowledge]

[crafty-butch]

meeting Kinsey scale

[notkatniss]

taylor swift would release a 30th special edition of the tortured poets department to block the vampire lestats spot on the billboard chart and within 24 hrs travis kelce would go missing

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[yume-fanfare]

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

[c3rvida3]

I love the word "jamboree". If I had a daughter I'd name her Jamboree Lynn, and if I had a son, I'd leave him in the woods to be raised by coyotes.

[t4nku]

I legit needed to hear this

[rrr-mmmm]

[jennaflare]

lestat even opening his door for trick-or-treaters was very funny to me

[stillnaomi]

Bolivians are 4 weeks into a general strike which has seen them shut down highways across the country, with union members manning the barricades. And now workers have seized control of an oil field in Santa Cruz, shutting down production. if you're wondering why 24 hour strikes and week long consumer boycotts don't achieve anything, it's because they don't put any actual pressure on capital. the Bolivians are showing us how to inflict sustained losses on business. it's still a long way from taking political control out of the hands of capitalists and putting into the workers, but it's how you actually operate if you want to win concessions. in fact, their state has already offered concessions but the workers and peasants are demanding more