you can't even tell the truth about pineapple.

26. they/them (tme). white. see my foster kittens at meowtel6.

[paristhemusical1990]

listen to australian rock artist jon english’s musical paris (a love story) 1990

[forklift-drift]

[girlbloke]

I could really do with a reward or incentive

[captain-price-returns]

[shotofchinaco]

Brian McFadden: Is Google Cooked? (via Daily Kos)

[mattressblowoutsale]

a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead

[tarmairons]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022-) | S01E05

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[targetedknowledge]

[crafty-butch]

meeting Kinsey scale

[notkatniss]

taylor swift would release a 30th special edition of the tortured poets department to block the vampire lestats spot on the billboard chart and within 24 hrs travis kelce would go missing

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[yume-fanfare]

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

[c3rvida3]

I love the word "jamboree". If I had a daughter I'd name her Jamboree Lynn, and if I had a son, I'd leave him in the woods to be raised by coyotes.

[t4nku]

I legit needed to hear this

[rrr-mmmm]

[jennaflare]

lestat even opening his door for trick-or-treaters was very funny to me