flawless and formidable

indie | multi muse | penned be jules | ingles y español

[femmxfatal]

LEIA ORGANA

Princess Rebel General Badass

[femmxfatal]

NANCY DUKE 

cosmic badass

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OH SHOOT

I nearly forgot to post about the Moose Family reunion! This lovely girl on the left, @femmxfatal, came all the way out to California, invited me out to Universal Studios, and gave me one of the best days EVER. I still keep looking over the pictures like a sap, all “man oh man look how fRICKIN’ CUTE my FRIEND IS”

We plotted all day, we rode (tame) roller coasters, and we got special discounts because she wore her Hufflepuff sweater loud and proud.

I wish she never had to go. We’re friends forever, motherfucker ❤️

[femmxfatal]

❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

[femmxfatal]

                         FLAWLESS AND FORMIDABLE

[slowheart]

fool me once, shame on u; fool me twice, shame on u again for taking advantage of my compassionate & forgiving nature!!!!!! how dare u

[femmxfatal]

                         FLAWLESS AND FORMIDABLE

[femmxfatal]

So in case y'all haven’t noticed, I’m not in this week as my family is on vacation! I’ll get to replies this weekend (-ish)! I think I have all my threads but like this post if I owe you a reply! :^)

[memesfortheroleplayerssoul]

⊱asks for muns with a multimuse or more than one muse⊰

is there a muse that you wish gets more attention?

if you HAD to choose, who’s your favorite muse?

which muse is the trickiest to get into character for?

is there a muse that not a lot of people roleplay with?

if you HAD to choose, who’s your least favorite muse?

which one of your muses have you been playing the longest?

which one of your muses has the most ships?

what is each of your muses otps? notps?

why were you drawn to each one of your characters?

which muse is the most fun to write for?

is there another muse you’ve been thinking of adding or writing for? who?

what is something everyone should know about your muses before interacting?

what’s a weird headcanon you have for each of your muses?

which muse has the most aus or verses?

can you sort your muses from youngest to oldest?

which muse is most willing to fight another muse?

do your muses get along with each other?

would you ship any of your muses together? who?

for each muse, is there a character you wish had a blog so you could interact with them?

have you ever considered making a multimuse/is it easier having a multimuse?

which muse is the most problematic towards other muses?

which muse is most likely to make new friends?

which muses’ fandom do you like the best?

is there someone playing the same muse/s as you and you really look up to them?

which muse do people send the most asks for?

which muse is most likely to have kids?

is there a rule that someone keeps breaking for your muses?

can you sort your muses from weakest to strongest?

which muse are you considering deleting?

most importantly, are you having fun playing each one of your muses?

[wenchyfloozymoo]

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aesthetic meme!

send ★ for an aesthetic of your muse send ☁ for a friendship aesthetic of our muses send ❤ for a ship aesthetic of our muses

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What is the cutest headcanon you have for my muse?

[swallowedblood-archived]

A Ron Swanson™ sentence meme.

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starksprincess:

Because we all need to appreciate our lord and savior, Ron Swanson.

❛ Is Star Wars the one with the little wizard boy? ❜

❛ I’m just gonna stay angry. I find that relaxes me. ❜

❛ I can’t go, because I don’t want to. ❜

❛ You take me nowhere, and I talk to no one. ❜

❛ If any of you need anything, too bad. ❜

❛ I’m not sure I’m interested in that. ❜

❛ No, I am sure. I’m not interested in that. ❜

❛ I like saying no. ❜

❛ I hate everything. ❜

❛ I love nothing! ❜

❛ I regret nothing. ❜

❛ I regret everything. ❜

❛ People are idiots. ❜

❛ Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing. ❜

❛ Normally, if given a choice between something and nothing, I’d choose to do nothing. ❜

❛ I don’t want to seem overdramatic, but I really don’t care what happens here. ❜

❛ Keep your tears in your eyes where they belong. ❜

❛ Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing. Zero stars. ❜

❛ Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something. ❜

❛ I’m usually not one for speeches, so goodbye. ❜

❛ No. ❜

❛ What’s “cholesterol” ? ❜

❛ Your house isn’t haunted, you’re lonely. ❜

❛ I’m not interested in caring about people. ❜

❛ Strippers do nothing for me. But I’ll take a free breakfast buffet anytime, anyplace. ❜

❛ Birthdays were invented by Hallmart to sell cards. ❜

❛ You had me at meat tornado. ❜

❛ I like saying ‘no’. It lowers their enthusiasm. ❜

❛ [Son/daughter], people can see you! ❜

❛ Please do not approach me on the street after this event, and attempt to talk to me. ❜

❛ It’s called ‘the ground’ when it’s outside. ❜

❛ There’s no wrong way to consume alcohol. ❜

❛ Creativity is for people with glasses who like to lie. ❜

❛ I don’t like loud noises, and people making a fuss. ❜

❛ There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk… Which is water that’s lying about being milk. ❜

❛ I know what I’m about, son. ❜

❛ I think there should be less talking in life. ❜

❛ Breakfast food can serve many purposes. ❜

❛ When I eat, it’s the food that is scared. ❜

❛ I was born ready. I’m [name] fucking [name]! ❜

❛ Not to worry, I have a permit. ❜

❛ I would rather bleed out than sit here and talk about my feelings for 10 hours! ❜

❛ Crying. Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon. ❜

❛ When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name, to let them know I really don’t care about them. ❜

❛ I’m not a sore loser! It’s just that I prefer to win, and when I don’t, I get furious. ❜

❛ I wouldn’t say we’re close. ❜

[femmxfatal]

sxurmilksea:

at first, this was a joke. a funny, silly comment they made in a drunken spur that he had laughed at – now, someone was punched, a girl was screaming, and no one was laughing anymore. as much as george wanted to walk in and pull her off the man, the thought of that man hitting a girl – let alone, a special girl he was meant to love! – sent rage into his own tipsy body. at first, he went to grab her, but then stopped. the other man gave a girl a black eye. he’d stop it, but maybe just… after a minute. she seemed to be handling the situation the same way he would.

he didn’t see a need to step in until the man turned to the girl and fought back, almost getting to hit her. seeing it about to happen, george quickly reached out and grabbed their arm, tugging it back with enough force to turn the man towards him. no way was he about to hit another girl - and that’s when george realized this wasn’t such a good idea. as much as he wanted to beat the man up for his crime – which he may or may not have even done to this stranger’s friend – he knew a fight would leave them both hurt, and he refused to see the girl with a matching black eye. 

❛ listen,❜ he whispered, pulling her closed. ❛ beat ‘im up when yer sober.❜ quickly, he dragged her off to the other side of the bar, or as far as he could away from the man, even if she was being resistant. ❛ y’think ye’ can throw a punch when this pissed? i don’ even think i could. jus’ calm down, now. ‘ow much ‘ave ye’ had t’drink, exactly?❜

things were a blur. her punch had sent everyone else into motion, now others were shouting as they realized a fight was breaking out at the bar. 

jackie’s boyfriend turned to her, fist swinging but she was ready with teeth and nails-- hissing and spitting like a wildcat. luisa felt and arm wrap around her waist and before she knew it she was being plucked out of the center of the brawl just starting to break out.

❛ oioioioioi!! what chu doin’ ?? ❜ she cried out indignantly, fists still swinging. when the guy finally put her down, luisa crossed her arms and scowed up at this meddlesome man, looking all the part of a petulant child. ❛ i’ll have you know i’m prefectly-- prefe-- por-- perfectly capable of taking care of m’self, thank you v’rry much! ❜

❛ do i even know you ? ❜ she asked accusatorially. she was so angry, and even in her current state she knew she was being difficult   ❛ ‘s this some new typa prince charmin’ stick? rescue the girl, take care o’ ‘er in ‘er intoxicated and then when i’m all sobered up i’ll give ya a quick thank you fuck in the back of your caddy or summit? ❜

[femmxfatal]

“ what the freshly brewed fuck is discord and why is every rp’er on here talking about it? ”

[rarerpmemes]

charmed / starter sentences.

feel free to change the pronouns to make these fit!

❛  life isn’t a garden, so stop being a hoe.  ❜

❛  i’ll play the bitch, you play the witch, ok?  ❜

❛  next time get your own damn lipstick.  ❜

❛  vanquish demon first, kill husband later.  ❜

❛  you know, if i could freeze the two of you, i would, often.  ❜

❛  don’t you think you’re being a little paranoid?  ❜

❛  kiss this bitch.  ❜

❛  be careful of the feet you step on, they may be connected to the boot that kicks your ass.  ❜

❛  go away, horny tom cats.  ❜

❛  “we harken ye"? what, are we trying to summon a leprechaun here?  ❜

❛  great, so some guy couldn’t keep it in his sheath and now I’m marked for death.  ❜

❛  how many times have I told you not to play dress-up with the demons?  ❜

❛  you used to be a demon and a lawyer?  ❜

❛  notice anything different about me?  ❜

❛  we kick evil’s ass every day.  ❜

❛  there will be no talk of testicle-orbing in front of the baby!  ❜

❛  i curse you, you curse me, let’s get together and do a little cursing.  ❜

❛  everyone’s treating me so differently. i’m still me. there’s just a whole lot more of me going on.  ❜

❛  i may have to flee the country, but just for a little while. and i will call you, okay.  ❜

❛  how can you be so evil?  ❜

❛  okay, where is this baby that everybody keeps talking about? is it an invisible baby? am i gonna step on it?  ❜

❛  don’t tell me we got infected with the sin thingy.  ❜

❛  oh no! am i dead again?  ❜

❛  good people do not turn other people into water coolers.  ❜

❛  oh, gross. what are you guys watching? is that some horror movie?  ❜

❛  rules are meant to be broken.  ❜

❛  i’m goin’ straight to hell cause it’s got to be a sin to look this good.  ❜

❛  are you making spaghetti sauce?  ❜

❛  stop yelling at death!  ❜

❛  the wrong thing done for the right reason is still the wrong thing.  ❜

❛  don’t act blonde.  ❜

❛  hey! don’t call me sweetie! you can’t imprison someone and then call them sweetie!  ❜

❛  power. power’s good. i like power. why do i like power?  ❜

❛  i dreamt an animated musical last night. is that normal?  ❜

❛  we could sure use some cosmic help right about now.  ❜

❛  this is the last time i come to this place for lunch.  ❜

❛  you’re overreacting. that’s my department.  ❜

❛  lay off the hairspray, there’s a fire starter in the house.  ❜

❛  are you going to help or are you just going to ramble?  ❜

❛  you’re a nice guy, and i like you a lot, but let’s face it, you’re geographically undesirable.  ❜

❛  you wanted to live like us. now you get to die like us.  ❜

❛  i’m gonna be happy when i vanquish your sorry ass.  ❜

❛  who would shoot a gnome? and why is the ‘g’ silent?  ❜

❛  are you out of your mind, again?  ❜

❛  ugh. that tastes like ass… phalt.  ❜

❛  i like an element of danger.  ❜

❛  call me butter, ‘cause i’m on a roll.  ❜

[femmxfatal]

open | jackie

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tristanbaines:

Tristan mock-squinted at her, sensing that this was a game.

“Okay, it’s in mint condition, and completely curse free.” he said, nodding at the anthology of Walt Whitmann poems. “It’s worth at least fourteen.”

“ I don’t know, man! ” Jackie threw her hands up, the universal symbol for ‘I’m just saying,’ “ it’s like you said-- completely curse free! Who’s gonna buy a book of poetry when it’s not even going to haunt your every waking moment? Or steal your feet and replace them with identical replicas of your old feet? ”

She shakes her head, “ no no no, I’ll give you... a good night’s sleep, how about that? ” 

[deathology]

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