I'd rather drink a cup of acid

after chewing on a razor blade. Lots of mass effect - mainly femshep and garrus.

[femshepisabadbitch]

Checking on this tumblr after 4 years like 👀👀

[object-rho-deactivated20181224]

Ok ok everything is about Andromeda right now but

HAS ANYONE FUCKING SEEN THIS!?!?!?

[femshepisabadbitch]

Omfg yes

[against-stars]

garrus: my name is GARRUS VAKARIAN, codename ARCHANGEL, turian BAD BOY and dispenser of JUSTICE in an UNJUST GALAXY

shepard: (dryly) alright bad boy, my panties are on the floor, now what

garrus: i – i – uh, um, i – (drops flashcards) oh um, i –

[spyroid101]

Wait...

Does…

Does that say…?

[femshepisabadbitch]

OMG

[robot-thighs]

ME1 and ME2 Garrus: Has immeasurable respect for you, lets you be his moral compass. Agrees to become closer to you because he respects you more than anyone in the entire galaxy and you have brought out the best in him

ME3 Garrus: Makes fun of your dancing. Literally will not shut up about the fact that he’s your boyfriend. His ego hangs on one shot of a sniper rifle.

[femshepisabadbitch]

CANON

[beccabluebonnet]

i mean i knew their names and a lot of their culture was based off of ancient rome but uh. woah. 

[femshepisabadbitch]

Omg

[glitterfang]

just trying something new. nsfw version is here. mood music.

[sihasleia-deactivated20170821]

[femshepisabadbitch]

looking good bb

[emmavakarian-theirin]

that face you make when the turian is in your fucking sights

[femshepisabadbitch]

Garrus

[spellboundmasquerade]

[saaga]

LIAM

[omegastation]

[games-for-gamers]

Mass Effect Reaper in Minecraft

[katsujii]

“You sure you want to play this game?”

“What’s the matter, Vakarian, you chicken?”

“I don’t even know what that is, though I’ve heard everything in the galaxy tastes like it.”

[shepard-alenko]

[femshepisabadbitch]

Miranda: I've always fancied myself as a bit of a soldier.

Shepard: Yeah, I've always fancied myself.

Garrus: I've always fancied you.

Shepard: Not here.