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I don't like the letter E, so my pronouns are sh/it :(

Do you still lick email? It might not be necessary, but I think it's the right thing to do

I'm not sick, that implies there's a cure. I'm just twisted MHUHAHAHAHA

Will you be the short king to my high empress?

Life is hard as hell coconut shell

I'm so white; I say thank you every time you pass me the joint

T4T? Hell yeah, I play Team 4Tress

After lunch my amulet turns into a pmulet

I can't see the future; my balls aren't made of crystal

Sorry for the late reply, if I was in bed with you we wouldn't have this problem

I'm engaging in cannibalism, or as other people call it; eating crackers

I'm sorry feminists, I'm a misogynist; I don't like women in my porn

Instead of asking people for their gender, I'll be asking them if they're Gay or Boring

If you've ever wandered where I'm from; my dad's nuts. Hope this helps

The League of Legends community is super helpful. I got a ton of tips on how to uninstall the game and kill myself

Eating ass is the only ethical consumption under capitalism

What a horrible year. 2027 will be my year for sure

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