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depsidase

credit: angyfrog_

plushvampie

I don’t struggle with vampirism, i’m actually very good at it thank you

mollyjames

quick little halply doodle for this morning

thecaptainkindofgirl

My dad works at Home Depot and this one customer came in trying to return a lawnmower that wouldn’t start. Another employee asked the customer if he had put any gas in it and the customer was outraged, yelling that they should have told him it needed gas (it was in the manual) and the employee told him “Well it doesn’t run on hopes and dreams, sir.” That pissed the guy off more so he called the manager all “Can you believe this guy!? He told me it doesn’t run on hopes and dreams!” and the manager just said “Well, it doesn’t.”

magicratfingers

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot

magicratfingers

guess ill be fat and hot and hot

banchie

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

greelin

i ❤️ faceless character designs like yesss keep the mask on… Obscurity is so hot

greelin

“what if you could see their face” well i neither want nor need any of that. i’m right where i want to be

my-dailydreams

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

Liver Detox Using One Weird Trick!!! Doctors HATE Him—Greek Man Discovers Secret To Regenerate Entire Liver In 24 Hours!!!

theoutcastrogue

Art presented without further comment:

artists (the OP is by Theodoor Rombouts, 17th c) : F. Gordeev 1769, Cornelius Cort 1566, Bernard Picart 1733, Enrico Barberi 1893, Luca Giordano 1660, Grigorij Mihajlov 1819, Jacob Jordaens 1640, Jean-Louis-Cesar Lair 1819, Johann Heinrich Fuseli 1781-1785, John Singer Sargent c. 1921, John Singer Sargent 1921, Kaspar von Zumbusch 1880, Josep Campeny i Santamaria, Juan Manuel Ferrari 1952, Peter Paul Rubens 1610s, Nicolas-Sébastien Adam 1762, unknown (Prometheus Vase) 1867, Pavel Wenig 1892

Aaand switch bonus: "Prometheus Strangling the Vulture" by Jacques Lipchitz (1943)

cranberry-branflakes

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maple-bark

The flags make me happy

fencerguy2

They make me happy, but I have my phone on greyscale so there’s no way to know what flag I got

secondbeatsongs

happy pride to my auto mechanic in particular, who's about to get blasted by the 00s club beats of my Gay Classics: Outrageous CD when he starts my car - a thing I only realized after I put the car key in the drop-off slot.

gobusto

saw someone mix up "abysmal" and "abyssal" today, so as a reminder:

her skills are abysmal = she is unskilled

her skills are abyssal = her abilities draw upon the forbidden power of the dark void

real-language-facts

herbicide (noun) - unlawful killing of a guy named Herbert

mielmelon

inside your body is PITCH BLACK your cells do all of that in the DARK

babelady

self care is swallowing lit matches every 5 minutes so that ur cells can see whatever the fuck they’re doing in there

fencerguy2

Amateurs, just learn to bioluminesce your pancreas

deadreckon-deactivated20230712

blood is basically the most normal thing for a sword to hunger for. if a sword gained sentience and started asking me for blood i'd be like yeah i thought you might say that

fencerguy2

I once had a sword that hungered for lymphatic fluid, it kept getting pissed off at me if we didn’t cut out the lymph nodes after killing someone.

It was a real pain