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Thou Shall Not Steal

Okay, so my unemployed ass is just so bored and I’m sorry for another OT7 plot which I’m not sure when I’d get to actually write about someday.

FINALLY, it’s here!

➥ genre: mafia!au, spy!au, action, smut, romance, enemies to lovers

➥ pairings: BTS x reader (OT7)

➥ summary: The richest mafia lord in the industry throws a huge yet twisted deal before he retires and every gang out there wants to get their hands on his riches.

Off to give the godfather the heir he asks for, the Seven Deadly Sins choose you as their woman.

➥ plot twist: You, who so happens to be a spy—working against them, gets pregnant with their child.

➥ warnings: NSFW, violence, porn with plot, tension, impreg, polyamory, threesome, foursome, spit-roasting, sloppy seconds, gang, cumplay, light yandere

➥ teaser: “Stealing from Bangtan?” someone hums, apathetic.

You know this voice very well; even without seeing him face to face you can tell who he is.

“It’s not stealing if it’s mine to begin with, asshole,” you spit, the shadows in front of you growing bigger.

You’ve been tied up for hours and it’s only now that they choose to visit you.

The room is suddenly lighted up, all seven men greeting you with sinister smiles.

“Welcome back, beautiful!” Jimin raises sarcastically, the scowl in your face undying.

“It’s been three years since you ran away from us,” Taehyung comments with a pout. “It’s a pity you’ve been caught.”

“We’d love to chat and talk,” Seokjin adds, “but unfortunately, it’s the baby that matters the most.” He grabs you by the chin, forcing you to speak.

“Where’s our baby?!” they interrogate in sync.

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the other prologue

that other side of the story because everything always has another side

*one: question mark [ ? ]

used to express doubt, curiosity or uncertainty; who are the seven deadly sins?

*two: exclamation point [ ! ]

used to express surprise, action, intensity; the sins will train you?! *smirks*

*three: double exclamation point [ !! ]

just double the surprise, action, intensity and tension; Intruder Alert!!

four: dash [ — ]

used to break in sense or represent omitted words; dashi run run run—

five: semi-colon [ ; ]

used to express a pause; a short break from all the chaos

six: ellipsis [ … ]

used to omit or remove materials that are less relevant or to indicate incompleteness; “You know, Tae …”

seven: ampersand [ & ]

used to connect; you & the seven deadly sins in one mansion

eight: tilde [~]

used to indicate an approximate value or in some contexts, a lustful or exhausted sigh; oh, no~

*nine: apostrophe [ ’ ]

used to express ownership and possession; who do you really belong to, the sins’ or Brian’s?

*ten: slash [ / ]

used to denote duality, fractions or contradictory notions; /slash/ it to death

eleven: backslash [ \ ]

used as an escape character or for computer coding or for separating written items in computer file names, commands, etc; \ reverse slash \

twelve: comma [ , ]

used to separate independent clauses; like you, and them.

thirteen: hyphen [ - ]

used to join words or part of words; ex-mafia, ex-CIA

*fourteen: period [ . ]

used to end things; The end.

(*) indicates smut chapters

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xherxx

road to 3333 🥰

v-hope

and when we get blond jk in a bun then what

anancientheart

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

anancientheart

whenever i post this it works reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet

dirtiestkof

Everytime

andtosaturn

since people are asking, here’s a list of places you can donate to help the australian bushfires. donating literally $1 means you have done more than our prime minister. (* = can donate internationally; for the other ones you might have to google it)

cfa (VIC firefighters)

rfs (NSW firefighters)

rfbaq (QLD firefighters)

cfs (SA firefighters)

red cross*

WWF NSW bushfire crisis*

WWF koala crisis*

St Vincents NSW (partnership with channel 9)

St Vincents SA

RSPCA NSW

here is a list from the abc (but maybe don’t donate to the salvos bc they suck) (x)

i’ll keep it updated as i find more

sharmakeswife-deactivated201809

i urge you to seek comfort in the fact that everything in the universe is subtly interconnected. it didn’t work out the way you wanted it to but you’ll end up where you need to be. keep your head up.

bunjywunjy

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

bunjywunjy

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

bunjywunjy

on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

bunjywunjy

now we enter the testing phase

yup. looks good.

bunjywunjy

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

digitaldiscipline

Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

bunjywunjy

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

bunjywunjy

*roar sound effect*

bunjywunjy

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

bunjywunjy

update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

crochetninja

There’s more!

nuggsmum

I love.

bunjywunjy

I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

(just fine)

bunjywunjy

Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures

OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

bunjywunjy

Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

bunjywunjy

so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.

bunjywunjy

it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!

ajdhf.

well that’s just,,,

REXCELLENT

the-future-now-deactivated20170

That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.

Follow @the-future-now

dopeluminarydreamer-blog

Reblog if you:

Have an iPhone and are in need of repairs

Have a friend with that problem

Hate Apple and are more than happy to spite them in some way

No one will know which is it

did-you-know

endcetaceanexploitation

Washoe was a chimp who was taught sign language.

One of Washoe’s caretakers was pregnant and missed work for many weeks after she miscarried. Roger Fouts recounts the following situation:

“People who should be there for her and aren’t are often given the cold shoulder—her way of informing them that she’s miffed at them. Washoe greeted Kat [the caretaker] in just this way when she finally returned to work with the chimps. Kat made her apologies to Washoe, then decided to tell her the truth, signing “MY BABY DIED.” Washoe stared at her, then looked down. She finally peered into Kat’s eyes again and carefully signed “CRY”, touching her cheek and drawing her finger down the path a tear would make on a human (Chimpanzees don’t shed tears). Kat later remarked that one sign told her more about Washoe and her mental capabilities than all her longer, grammatically perfect sentences.“ [23]

Washoe herself lost two children; one baby died shortly after birth of a heart defect, the other baby, Sequoyah, died of a staph infection at two months of age.

sonyvegaspro12

more about Washoe:

after the death of her children, researchers were determined to have Washoe raise a baby and brought in a ten month chimpanzee named Loulis. one of the caretakers went to Washoe’s enclosure and signed “i have a baby for you.” Washoe became incredibly excited, yelling and swaying from side to side, signing “baby” over and over again. then she signed “my baby.”

the caretaker came back with Loulis, and Washoe’s excitement disappeared entirely. she refused to pick Loulis up, instead signing “baby” apathetically; it was clear that the baby she thought she was getting was going to be Sequoyah. eventually Washoe did approach Loulis, and by the next day the two had bonded and from then on she was utterly devoted to him.

*information shamelessly paraphrased from When Elephants Weep by Jeffrey Masson.

georgiejohn

Even more interestingly, after Washoe and Loulis bonded, she started teaching him American Sign Language the same way that human parents teach their children language. It only took Loulis eight days to learn his first sign from Washoe, and aside from the seven that his human handlers learned around him, he learned to speak in ASL just as fluently as Washoe and was able to communicate with humans in the same way she could.

death-limes

now if y'all don’t think this is the tightest shit you can get outta my face

angelswithdreams

i honestly believe human beings are not meant to live like this. we are meant to live in loving communities and be around nature every day and grow our own food and create art and not work day and night until we die. this longing for another life is not human nature, it’s a symptom of modern society.

t-stride

we are meant to share burdens, collaborate, create. art is part of the human experience, but it’s also part of the human species. the fact that we are not all living comfortably in communities of support and love and creation and song is the greatest sin of mankind. you’re telling me that the pursuit of wealth, an invented idea born of artificial scarcity enforced by the artificial idea of class, is the ultimate expression of humanity? how unimaginative. don’t you dream? I invite you to dream with me.

whatever-is-pxre

When I was 13 years old and curious about sex and love, I asked my mom if she had had sex before marrying my father (of whom she is still married to, and has been since before I was born). She said that that wasn’t really a ‘yes’ or ‘no’ question. I said ‘sure it is, you’ve either had sex before him, or you haven’t’. She brought me onto the couch and sat me down and told me about the boy she liked when she was young and how one night she snuck into his house while his parents were gone and they were kissing and he said they should have sex and she said that she wanted to save sex for marriage and he laughed and basically took all her clothes off and he raped her and as my mom was telling the story she cried and this was the second time I had ever seen my mom cry. She was 12 when it happened.

In grade 8 I got a call from my friend in the middle of the night and she was drunk in the park crying and told me that she went out that night with some other friends and they drank a little and her guy “friend” starting flirting and yes she laughed at first but then he tried to pull her shirt over her head and she pulled away and he ripped her shirt and it was her favourite shirt and then he pushed her to her knees and HIS BEST FRIEND HELD HER JAW OPEN WHILE HE FACE FUCKED HER. And so I went to the park and picked her up and took her home and slept in her bed with her except we didn’t sleep because she just cried and her mouth bled and this was four years ago but I still have to be the one to bring her items to the till it the cashier is a man, and she still has anxiety attacks and she’ll get a rash all over her body and I just want to kill those boys but instead they are still walking around. And I’m in the bathroom with her, dabbing at her skin with a warm cloth until it returns to its regular colour.

And in grade 9 one of my closest friends was kinda seeing this boy and so they hung out one night and then she said that she really had to be getting back home and he said that she wasn’t going anywhere until she gave him what he wanted and he parked the car and took off her clothes and she said no and he ignored her and so she laid in the backseat totally limp and just cried and it wasn’t even sex, he just masterbated by using her body instead of his hand and she came to school the next day with vodka in her water bottle and she drank all day and I had to fight her to get the alcohol away from her and she just cried and threw up and I skipped class while I held her hair back and that same boy texted me a month later, asking if I ever wanted to hangout sometime.

And in that same year my very best friend who has never even kissed a boy, confessed to me that when she was 9 years old, her 12 year old cousin made her give him a hand job and he told her that was what cousins do and he gave her a chocolate bar afterwards and she told me that he probably doesn’t even remember it but that it’s something that she’ll never have the luxury of forgetting.

And in grade 10 I knew a girl who invited her best friend over to watch Disney movies and then he started to put his hands down her pants and she said no but she is 130lbs and he is 220lbs and he called her a tease while she tried to fight him but he used one hand to hold her down, and the other to put inside of her and i was the one to push her inside of a classroom and stand in front of her while calling the police when he showed up at our school looking for her and she was so damn scared.

And a few months later I skipped class and was in the car with a guy who i had had unprotected sex with in the past while under the influence of cocaine but this time I was sober and I insisted we use a condom but he told me he couldn’t feel anything while the condom was on so he ripped it off and I said I refused to have unprotected sex again and so he just grabbed me and forced himself into my mouth and I was crying and he pulled me onto him and I just came saying “stop” over and over like a broken record but he must’ve heard something different because he went until he came and I just sat naked in the backseat while he drove me back to the school and said “we should do this again sometime”. And I had five showers that night and I scratched at my skin so hard to try and rip his fingerprints off of me, I still have the scars.

And I found out soon afterwards that that same guy had raped a classmate of mine, 5 months earlier and she told me about how he brought her McDonald’s first, and how he said they could take things slow and she told me about how he didn’t listen to her either. And he goes to our school and so after she told me about her incident and I told her about mine, we decided to report it to the police and the trial is currently still going on and he told people about it, except in his version we are just “asking for attention” and all his friends talk about how bad they feel for him. As if HE is the one that still wakes up screaming. As if HE felt like his skin no longer was beautiful, no longer belonged to him. And I held her in my arms as she bawled after giving the police her statement. And she did the same for me.

And I met a woman a year ago in a paint store and she had a service dog and I asked what the dog was for and it turns out that she had been so brutally raped and abused in her life, that the dog is literally trained to keep men away from her.

And I’m so FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF THIS WORLD WE ARE LIVING IN. How many rape victims eyes have I already looked into? How many more will I? And how many more friends will I hold while they shake? Because I don’t know how many more I can take. And who the fuck still has the nerve to make rape jokes? And… Something just has to change. Please, someone just start being that change.

-16 year old girl

lesnians-deactivated20210730

Did I reblog this already I dont care

edisorderedd

Reposting this a a victim of sexual abuse from my brother

annarose-exe

Reblogging as a victim of rape by a close friend.

Reblogging because my sister, mother, and friends have all been used without permission.

cries-bc-of-npc-deactivated2019

Reblogging as a victim of rape by a daycare worker

May he rot and his wife rot in prison for what they did to children

curiouser-and-curiouser-fics

Reblogging for the girl on my dorm hall who was raped repeatedly by the same guy if my memory serves, including the summer before that fall semester.

She’s so strong and sweet and kind, and I hope her rapist dies in the most gruesome way God can conjure up.

noodles-noods-666-deactivated20

Reblogging this for my friend who was sexually assaulted by her father many times.

softsichenghours

Reblogging even though I’ve (thankfully) never had anything like this happen to me but because it’s so fucking important. If you don’t like this feel free to unfollow me.

banginneo

reblogging this for my grandmother who was sexually assualted on her way to a market when she was 15 years old.

I am so thankful that I have never been in this kind of situation. but if you find rape and abuse funny or get some kind of pleasure from that shit, please get some help and I seriously hope you get better.

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