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Not today Justin
Misplaced Lens Cap
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Keni
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Thinking about 13 Latvias again
I genuinely belive this is the funniest fucking thing we will ever get from reddit
I need you all to know that I think about 13 Latvias so much that now every time I meet someone from Latvia I have to resist the urge to ask "which one"
Aliko Dangote, the richest man in Africa, has been tormented by a Brazilian man named Osvaldo for the last several years.
a twitter thread that actually killed me
Fawkes the Phoenix was based on a harpy eagle, howmcute would a kestrel phoenix be with a peacock tail and train?
this is a Good Opportunity considering i was never a big fan of fawkes’ movie design how about
ok but what about
@triruntu
@elodieunderglass uhhhhhh… Birb?
I Suggest we Consider:
AQUATIC (penguin)
No wait
this is terrible
put it back
the poor thing
why would anyone do this
I dunno, I kinda love it… :D
It’s a fine line to tread when you’re breeding your phoenix. A swan is good:
Elegant
Classic
Like Cleopatra, he burns upon the water
Equal parts beauty and danger
Full of Secrets
But take it a few genes to the left and you’ve got a GOOSE
A raptor if raptors were total idiots
Neither beauty nor grace
Full of Hate
Has so much poop for you
(Make no mistake, a swan will mess you up just as hard as a goose. But it is the difference between being slain with a katana and getting whacked with a bag of old potatoes.)
It got better
@elodieunderglass
Oh my God someone actually drew a Good Version of my Dubious Penguin????? And THEN someone added a sweonix (swan phoenix)? Oh man, this is the stuff you miss when you’re in the middle of a reblog chain.
@english-history-trip that is some powerful art, and I respect the trip that it represents from the sublime to the absurd, for in this journey we find enlightenment.
@keire-ke your magnificent penguin art represents the other side of the journey, which takes us from the absurd to the powerful. In this journey we find truth.
According to some sources, the legend of the phoenix might be derived from another bird noted for it’s striking appearance and who, indeed, are of the order Phoenicopterus
You know what birds those are?
FLAMINGOS!
Just saying…. if someone wanted to try ANOTHER take on Fawkes….
This is terrible and I feel like I should apologise, but really, it’s @iconuk01‘s fault.
Also I am not a certified Birb artist.
Never
Apologize
For
Shaming
Herodotus
The aquatic phoenix post
“woman”? no, you misheard. i’m an omen.
i don’t identify as “male” or “female”, i identify as a warning
♀️♂️🍭🎊Congratulations!🎊🍭♀️♂️
It’s a Harbinger
*conservative suburban mom voice* is she… you know… a portent of doom
Disney: Loki is evil and has no legitimate grievances and also is a huge joke and we should laugh at him and his misfortunes. He’s just a whiny backstabber who makes way too big a deal out of having been lied to, manipulated, used, robbed of his heritage, taught to hate his own race, overshadowed, silenced, disrespected, ignored, tortured, imprisoned without trial, and scapegoated. He just needs to grow up and stop complaining and learn to be better. Smh.
Also Disney: How DARE you judge Cruella?! Some people?? skin puppies??? to cope????
in honour of cruella here's some ideas i have for new disney movies
Scar is gay and mufasa murdered his boyfriend which is why he's out for revenge. it's not mentioned in the original movie bc it's not relevant to simba's story
Yzma's whole family was killed by a llama
Gaston was raised by his abusive single mother who always put him down and called him ugly but he finally broke away from her and found his confidence. he hates women for unrelated reasons just because
Ursula has abandonment issues and turns people into plants because she doesn't want to be alone
fuckin uuhhh. jafar is actually uh *throws dart* an orphan who was abused by *spins wheel* cats
You look absolutely ravishing in those khakis
- Stephenie Meyer
I Died In 2010 and Was Replaced By Someone With Absolutely No Motivation and Complete Emotional Unavailability, a conspiracy thread
i’m speechless
This is how the system of white supremacy operates. The media is used 2 create stereotypes like blk on blk crime.They need black men to fill jail cells for the Prison Indstrial complex
You know what? I’m tired of this. I do not know what exactly they are waiting for. I mean our government comes up with “reasons” to invade other countries, such as Syria, like their government is allegedly violating human rights or something like that. but… I mean for other countries, they do not even have to go deep to bomb the fuck out of this place, they can just look at our media. And this has been happening to people of color since the media has existed.
I’ll never forget this 👇🏾
Did a research project on this in undergrad and the results are extremely alarming because it’s not just in imagery, it’s in language used even in the law making process and within our own communities in a completely different way than expected.
Yuuuup talk about this in our media culture and society class where the exact same Katrina sample was used. White supremacy runs far too wide and too deep to be denied that it exists
You don’t believe this isn’t systemic racism and allow what society tells you about POC then your just as ignorant as the rest of us
I love evil women. Maybe some day I’ll marry one and she’ll kill anyone who’s ever said a bad thing about me. Cute
she kills those who ever wronged me and i sponge the blood from her brow. sweet
And pedestrian zones where people can just walk without inhaling fumes and fearing for their lives.
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
the first post ever on tumblr
I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK
World Heritage Post
like actually though. i’m in AWE of the notecount.
no wait why did this make me so happy to scroll through
thank god it wasnt some dumb variation i wouldve been very pissed
Tag yourself. I’m “sets low personal standards and constantly fails to achieve them”
1st one
i’m obsessed with this
and then, two months later....
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what a great day to remember that we should not colonize mars, the whole concept is anthropocentric, imperialist, unrealistic and just weird, and the idea of establishing the same capitalistic systems that have turned out to be our downfall on another planet instead of solving problems on earth is so incredibly short-sighted and power fantasy driven that it makes me want to eat glass. the exploration of outer space should always be expressively and only for the benefit of all humankind, not to fill the pockets of some billionaires with a god complex. fuck elon musk all my homies hate elon musk
