Ted: Would you— Would you do a voice in an English dub of an anime, Schlatt?
Schlatt: Yeah. I would do it. I would do it.
Ted: Can I give you a… Can I give you a line?
Schlatt: Yeah, sure, sure.
Ted: If I type a line into the— into the— okay, I’m putting it in the recording thing, okay.
Schlatt: What’s my vibe? Anime character or…?
Ted: It’s gonna be like one of— It’s gonna be like one of those like really str— like villain— like the— like the strong ones.
Schlatt: A strong villain? You want me to be a strong villain?
Ted: Okay, just— can you just read this in your best anime voice acting voice, okay, ready? Here we go.
Schlatt: I’m not gonna read that.
Schlatt: You can— no. I’m not gonna read that.
Ted: Come on, what do you—
Schlatt: [Unenthusiastically] Ha ha ha, evil laugh, you can’t stop my platinum cock, Mario. I’m the King Koopa.
Ted: Okay, so this is— I’d be a little bit worried for your career in voice acting if you—
Ted: It just didn’t seem—
Schlatt: Bro, I would not—
Ted: Well no, it just didn’t seem like there was much, like—
Schlatt: Heh heh heh. You can’t stop my platinum cock, Mario. I’m the King Koopa!
Schlatt: Fuck you. Fuck you.
Ted: No, that was really good. That was really good.
Ted: I think you’d get hired immediately. I think you should take that in, and like even if they give you like lines to say beforehand, you should be like— You should be like, “Well actually, I actually wrote— Here’s a script I’m working on, that I think I should really read. I think this would be really… this would be really good.”
Tucker: Something I’ve been workshopping.
Ted: Okay, let me see if I can give a go at it if that’s alright, before we end the podcast.
Schlatt: Oh yeah, go for it, go for it.
Ted: He he he he. You can’t stop my platinum cock, Mario. I’m the King Koopa!
Schlatt: It was okay, yeah. I mean, I feel like mine was better, enunciated and all that.
Schlatt: Basically every sense of the—
Ted: Well, can I just hear the way you said it again, because I kinda forget.
Schlatt: No, well maybe Tucker could give his impersonation.
Ted: Oh Tucker, would you?
Schlatt: Tucker, I mean, come on, man.
Ted: Come on, man, come on. Tucker, we’ll fire you if you don’t.
Tucker: If that’s what it has to come to. If that’s what it has to come to.
Ted: Alright. What, You’re gonna accept—
Schlatt: You’re gonna get fired?
Ted: Being fired rather than read the line? What the fuck? What are you talking about? Read the line, man.
Schlatt: Maybe the Tucker haters were right.
Ted: There’s so much money on the line here.
Ted: So much exposure on the line, come on, man.
Tucker: Sorry, I’m not into voiceovers.
Schlatt: I guess that’s Chuckle Sandwich.
Ted: Yeah, I guess that’s— I guess that’s it.
Tucker: I guess that’s it.
Ted: Tucker was the hinge. You’re really not gonna— You’re not gonna read the line?
Tucker: You want me to read this line?
Ted: I want you to read that line. I’m your— Yknow what? I’m your boss. I want you to read that fucking line, bitch.
Tucker: Okay, okay. Let me— Let me get it in my head a couple times here.
Ted: Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, I’m excited.
Tucker: [Maniacally] Ha ha ha ha ha! You can’t stop my platinum cock, Mario. I’m the King Koopa!
Tucker: Alright, I think that about wraps it up, guys.
Schlatt: Yeah, Tucker, you can say the outro. You can outro the pod.
Tucker: Alright, thanks for listening, Chucklers.