[cyufreya]

can i get a second opinion

[doiho]

[citrine-elephant]

handsome boy! good boy!

it's an unconventional therapy for the both of them.

chreon, but make it pup play.

[istadris]

Related to my other post about Laurence ready to fight with half of the Corps, it's so funny how in return everyone assumed the worst of this stuck-up Navy jerk only to be smacked in the face with the reality of William Fucking Laurence

Granby : I have never met the Guy before but I will hate him on principle until the end of my life.

Laurence : hello, I'm here to upheaval your entire life.

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Celeritas : are you asking the day off because (like Rankin) you think being a captain means enjoying life while your dragon does the work ??

Laurence : no??? I'm just double checking with you if it's okay to go buy a mega expensive gift for Temeraire since I won't have time for it when actual training starts ?

Celeritas : oh... so you don't think we're mindless animals overcome wit rut (like Rankin does)?

Laurence : I was just asking advice about Temeraire's puberty ! I never had a dragon before! I'm learning everything as I go!!

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Harcourt : that's Captain Harcourt to you. Great, another of these guys who will microagression me all day and make me fight just to be respected...

Laurence : oooookay I just had my entire worldview of gender roles turned upside down and I'm still Very Confused about it but I understand that your gender is Fellow Officier and your prefered pronouns are Captain and Harcourt, so from now on that's how I'll address you because my mother didn't raise a rude jerk.

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Berkley : are you the fucker implying I'm mistreating my Maximus ??

Laurence : why, is pampering your dragon too hard for you?

Berkley : ...oh shit, he actually understood the assignment!

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Jane : this upstart Navy macho thinks he can abuse his authority to keep me from my daughter and deprive her of having fun while the rest of the boys do aa they want? Don't worry Emily dear, mama is on the war path.

Laurence : oh. Oooooh I get it now, so she wanted to spend time with her mom - that is, you! I'm so deeply sorry ma'– *captain*, sorry, still getting used to it–look, I just didn't want to let a ten years old kid wander streets alone!

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Hollin : uuuuuuurgh, as if I didn't have enough work with that behemoth of an Imperial, his neat freak captain asks me to clean another dragon's harness. It's not like he minds!

Laurence : he minds very much and god help me I will make sure poor Levitas is loved as he deserves.

Hollin, two weeks later, crying : you're right and I would die for Levi

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Laurence's crew : that Navy guy thinks he's better than us just because he packs neatly, has a neckcloth and an entire ship mast up his ass.

Laurence :  No one else has seen this deadly tear in the harness mid-flight which means it's my duty to risk my life to save my entire crew.

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Rankin : finally a fellow nobleborn with proper manners and isn't obsessed by these dumb beasts :) I'm sure we'll be great friends :) :)

Rankin : what is "boss battle music" and why am I hearing it right now

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[fenrir-flamekeeper]

oh babey it’s good to be sketching again

[argumate]

the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy is presents a romance-style female-focused fantasy adventure, which is rare for blockbuster movies.

[argumate]

 - you are Keira Knightley, the high-spirited and ever so slightly spoiled child of a doting father who happens to be the governor

 - every man in the world is crazy about you, from the dashing naval officer who asks for your hand in marriage to the handsome young blacksmith’s apprentice who you met as a child and feel a strong bond with to the devilish pirate lord who saves your life and flirts with you shamelessly and you make out with him once but it’s for a good cause

 - you have two weddings, one where you femme it up and then it turns all emo when it rains on your wedding day and the groom is dragged off in chains by another guy who secretly has the hots for you and then you have a second wedding where you dress as a man because you’re the pirate king now and you exchange custom vows and witty banter during a sword fight with zombies

 - you are Keira Knightley

[empanadazul]

- all three of your potential love interests end up on the same ship at one point they have a lot of tension between them but they don’t fight because you told them not to

- a random pirate you knew for half an hour names you his heir and now you command one of the biggest and most important fleets in the sea

- not only that but you became the Queen of all pirates who now obey you and are at your command. You use your powers to destroy the fleet of the East India Company

- there’s a kraken

[kereeachan]

I’m sorry, KING of all Pirates, please.

[genderqueerpositivity]

Minnesota’s Giant Rainbow and Leather Pride Flags

June 28, 1998. Both flags measured approximately 50 feet wide and 75 feet long.

[ryuutchi]

Friendly reminder that the leather flag predates almost every other flag. We owe this community to leather daddies and kinksters

[nightmarechamillian]

In the era of corporate sanitization never forget it was leather daddies and S&M folks who protected some of the earliest pride parades.

[fenrir-flamekeeper]

if I take my melatonin with coffee does my body take a screenshot

[sheepstomach]

beach day

happy pride month!!!

[bunnivievve]

Re9 Leon doodle ⋆˙⟡

[sycamorality]

op disabled reblogs but i really wanted this post on my blog again

[directyourfate]

these tweets are holding hands

[thepittmemes]

[goth-queen]

[ramunaee]

40s bucky... i sure hope nothing bad happens to her

[vexwerewolf]

"They go to SEX CLUBS and pretend to be DOGS!"

Yeah well you go to church every Sunday and pretend to be a good person