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"comparing apples and oranges" has always been funny to me as an expression because people's go to exampe of two things so radically different that they defy any useful comparison are apples. and oranges. like you would struggle to find a more comparable pair of objects than that. theyre literally sold right next to each other in most stores.

epicsause-official

wikipedia has a whole ass section dedicated to international variants of the idiom so let me quickly run through them

see this is even worse than oranges. pears and apples are like the most comparable things ever. france takes another L

ok so this is what i mean. these are measures of temperature and texture and are in fact not very comparable. молодцы ребята продолжаем в том же духе.

colombia wins most vivid image invoked hands down. would not want that to happen to me.

and i think we can all agree romania wins this hands down. everyone give a big round of applause to romania

evilvillain123456789

the amount of single use plastics that our society produces is actually so upsetting to me because all those petrochemicals could have instead been used to power my terrible machines

ex0skeletal-undead

Parasite, digital sculpt by Franck Besançon

flutterbvnny

daily affirmation i do NOT have a secret disgusting evil hidden within me that will some day make its way out

fateology

i’m dead serious. [GHOSTLY CHUCKLE]

destructivemaiden

Statement of Detective Alice “Daisy” Tonner.

astridianmayfly

At least jon and martin didn't have to walk through the U.S. during the eyepocalypse. like how many square miles do you think Mr. Beast's domain was

neat-username

"I asked ChatGPT--"

Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul...

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loveridden1999

i may have my father's worst traits but i am more ethical & virtuous with them than him

64mpg

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling

feralfairyfarts

being a writer be like

and-fishing-equipment

in 2026 DO NOT ask yourself whether your art is GOOD

instead ask:

is it SINCERE

was it CATHARTIC

was it FUN TO MAKE

is it MADE BY ME

and don't forget to stay silly

In another world, I sit down to write and the sun isn’t rising

In another world, my eyes aren’t bruised by sleeps envy

In another world, no one has ever heard the words “maladaptive daydreaming”

(and they smile when our minds wonder)

In another world, this is all I have to be:

A story teller.

A weaver of words.

(and on better days, of worlds)

In another world, I sit down to write and the sun is shining.

#creative writing #poetry #poetry and writing #writers on tumblr #poets on tumblr #writing #writeblr #writers #poetblr #wriblr #am sleppy #but the words demand to escape #I have lost negotiations #they will be freed

redstonedust

you'll spend so long in deep discussions of gender online and then go talk to someone in your real life family and find out they still havent gotten past "women can be good at things" and its like oh okay jesus christ i forgot some people are still on the baby steps huh

The cats brought a bird inside

Or what’s left of it

A life used to skies reduced to a mess on carpet

I told my coworker about the feathers littering the living room floor

They assumed a pillow, something inanimate

It’s funny how there’s no blood

Mom vacuums the evidence like it’s evident

I despise the casualness of it.

But when did her hands become mine?

When did I start to pass over life with the casual simplicity of routine?

When did I plug this fucking thing into the wall?