TED FARO APOLOGIST

sideblog cause I'm ashamed

[feralfaro]

Please read —

As I am fully aware what hellsite I chose to unload all my unwanted headcanons and meta analysis on, so please just keep the following in mind;;

All my metas etc. are strictly opinion pieces based on in-game information. I don’t claim to have the ultimate truth and am happy to engage in discussion as long as its civil. My metas are in no way aimed to excuse or justify any action or behaviour and are merely to elaborate on the possible reasons behind the latter and understand the character and his motivations.

All metas can be found in the #meta tag.

Aesthetic posts are under the #aesthetic tag.

And as alway; reality =/= fiction. Me going on a tangent about this fictional dude is in no way any indication that I condone this kind of stuff in real life.

Ta!

[hartlesshart]

Well Ted Faro,

you’ve done it now.

[hc-stardust]

Ted : ( starts talking )

the Alphas ( and basically everyone else ) :

[system-threat-detected]

Horizontober day 9: Inconpetent

Ted Faro. No other comments needed.

[feralfaro]

Ted: Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three.

Ted: One... two... three.

Lis: ...

Ted: ...

Ted: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.

[feralfaro]

Ted, after killing the Alphas: I've seen a lot of murders in my time and all 9 of them were today.

[carvion]

Ted: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?

[kitsunemechagirl]

I've not seen anything on this yet so I'm gonna do it myself. HORIZON AND MYTHOLOGICAL SYMBOLISM

We can assume for the purposes of this metaphor that the Chariot line is a separate entity from FAS. The Horus, AKA Metal Devil. Named after the Egyptian god of Kings and the Sky.

The Khopesh, aka the Deathbringer, an Egyptian sword.

The Scarab, AKA Corruptor. Named after a common symbol in Egyptian mythology (from my limited and narrow understanding)

And Ted Faro. A man whose last name is a synonym of Pharoah, an ancient ruler.

The Pharoah asked Horus, God of kings, to serve him. Horus agrees for a time, granting a legion. But in his greed, Pharaoh overstepped and in Hubris saw himself as a god. Horus became angry and turned the legion against everyone, intent to raze humanity to the ground. Aware of this failure, Pharoah sought out Sobek(aka Elisabet), the god of fertility, and protection, to ask for help. Sobek told the Pharoah that there was no stopping the wrath of Horus. But with the Pharoah's riches as a sacrifice, the God of fertility would renew the land and bring back what was lost. Pharoah accepted, knowing there was no other option. Humanity was erased, but Sobek created a new God to aid in renewing the world.

Gaia. The mother of earth. Guardian of life.

Ted Faro saw himself as a god, and his Hubris led to mankind's fall. But Elisabet Sobeck? She could stand against the wrath of a corrupt army and see a solution. She made Gaia to outlast the rage of the Faro Plague.

And thus one God was made to kneel to another.

[system-threat-detected]

Horizontober day 9: Inconpetent

Ted Faro. No other comments needed.

[feralfaro]

so who is gonna draw ted faro in an elendil inspired carja outfit or straight out elendil in a carja outfit based on his númenórean armor?

[feralfaro]

I have a wip for carja ted but that’s all

[feralfaro]

so who is gonna draw ted faro in an elendil inspired carja outfit or straight out elendil in a carja outfit based on his númenórean armor?

[feralfaro]

"Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why."

— Ted Faro on being asked why FAS is suddenly going back to manufacturing manual weapons and transportation.

[ancsury92]

Dear People of Tumblr,let me introduce you to this handsome bloke:

Lloyd Owen

He was born on April 14,1966

His family is Welsh,but he grew up in London

He comes from an artist family,both his parent were actors

He was trained at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art

He is an accomplished baritone singer

He loves sports and running

He has a scar on his chin; he fell of the concrete stairs in front of their house when he was 4.

He speaks fluent French

Has two kids

He also plays in theatres

And of course he plays Elendil in Ring of Power and we love him

[nimthirielrinon]

So a pretty clear sign that Ted Faro has completely lost it was that he showed up to a holo call with Lis wearing hot pants

I mean, it’s pretty bad

But it gets worse. Oh, it gets SOOO much worse. They’re

DENIM HOT PANTS

[StabbingMusicFromPsycho.wav]

@feralfaro

[feralfaro]

This is absolutely SENDING ME I have nothing to add to this except for the mental image of him wearing tennis socks and Adidas slides with it

[trcshbirb]

Elendil.

Elf-Friend.

[feralfaro]

Ted: i went through an entire character arc during our isolation in Thebes

Ted: i became more evil if you’re curious

Grigori Fasbach: We're still in Thebes, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!

Ted: i’m going to get worse on purpose

[feralfaro]

Ted: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you

Margo, exhausted: 10 times 0 is still 0 though

Ted: Jokes on you, I can't do math