Brave Big Boy

. Im a little out of it...Frankly I don't know if Ive ever been in it.

[goldensunset]

per my last desperate howl at the heavens,

[ahyperactivehero]

sometimes there are lines in the dungeon crawler carl book series that hit me like, “how can we make it to heaven if god doesn’t recognize us?” from a person who’s been transformed both physically and mentally by the dungeon or “sometimes parents can cast a shadow so thick, you can drown in it,” from a character who recognizes he was a shitty father to his fucking kid who died and it lands like a sucker punch

and then you remember there’s also a talking cat eating cherries from dirty Shirleys while a guy has to run around in boxers bc the AI thinks it’s funny. whiplash, dude lol

[introvertathome]

It's like monkeys on a typewriter

Sometimes you get lines akin to Shakespeare, sometimes you get hit by an AI telling Carl to pay the Daddy Tax

[riversofivy]

Dungeon crawler carl is a heartbreaking horror story wrapped in a fart joke

[ace-a-sketch]

Im putting my finished maps of the iron tangle in their own post! my noodles!! :D

[process notes and other insanity here]

[fuzzydeergirl]

Hi I finished the Butchers Masquerade and I have a lot of feeligns about Bea and Donut 😭🤧

[wonderwall]

We finally figured out what makes Kristen Stewart smile: hot wings! The “Twilight” star posed for this amazing photo after dining at a Hooters restaurant in Texas recently. Get the details at Wonderwall.com.

[teaboot]

Yeah it was probably the wings

[devpalmer]

military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps

enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it

[devpalmer]

whale fall side of tumblr you understand me

[bludsheep2]

😭

[lem-likes-cosmere]

Oh cool a dcc anim-

I was then hung draw and quartered

[lovecolibri]

Me, every time Carl uses his much larger body to wrap around and physically protect Donut

[feralmisspiggie]

I take forever to leave because I know I never come back

[feralmisspiggie]

“it’s never too late to fix some thing”

Actually, it’s far too late

[lisbonsteresa]

summer thunderstorms are one of the most romantic things in the world, actually

[pmamtraveller]

David Alvarado - "Cigarettes and Frustration" (2019)

[anubis-is-dead]

This but with Carl from Dungeon Crawler Carl would slap

[ace-a-sketch]

I got a little silly with it..

the only place with no surveillance is the bathrooms, you know they are vandalizing the HELL out of those things

[netherworldpost]

“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em

“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant

[pedulum-chronometry]

“I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘‘em’ when relevant” is surprisingly powerful as both a statement and philosophy

[bestiolin]

roz chast

[mino2aur]

[fatartappreciation]

The Three Graces by the late photographer Leonard Nimoy (yes, Spock from Star Trek!) from his Full Body Project

[hollanderthoughts]

Every day I wake up and I try to figure out what I did wrong. You know, the big thing I did wrong that everyone knows about but me? which I have yet to figure out what it is, but hey, there’s always tomorrow!