I love being a tranny

He/His/Him 🐃 26 🐃 ENFP 🐃 gay married 🐃 Artist 🐃 interested in cryptozoology and taking biiig naps 🐃 icon by @coddybarks on IG I can and will talk about both Transmisogyny and Transandrophobia bc they are not mutually exclusive forms of oppression. Every Trans person deserves the tools and language to be able to talk about both our specific and more universal forms of oppression. ❌TERFS MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS CHALLENGE!!!❌

[jayrockin]

Human-socialized.

[jayrockin]

Questions for Killian, child of polycule divorce, also the orbital station grandmas. (Well, grandpers/grandparents is more accurate, but none of them are very strongly invested in gender, that's a bisex human problem.)

In microgravity, suspenders help keep your shirt from floating up, instead of keeping your pants from falling down. Or maybe both...

PATREON | Runaway to the Stars

[scarybrained]

[WITNESS LOG: THE EARLY SUMMER, 818.x.22 202X]

I heard that this artist still calls themselves a 'fictive', and that's why they animated this whole mini Soul Eater music video. Well fools on them, cromaka is actually very real, especially to me.

[scarybrained]

This entire project was to try making a short music video without anything but 'color cards' for the backgrounds!

While working on "The Loud House" I did tons and tons of colorcards... so, I thought I'd see what I can make using the same simple bg format. Every BG is a simple color, gradient, and texture over top (except for the final shot).

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my friends hate this video so much i don’t even have to repost it in discord anymore i’ll just be in a voice call and go “wouldn’t it be crazy if the joker could beatbox” and they all tell me to go kill myself

[cosascool]

[designcloud]

The Ghosts of World War II by Sergey Larenkov

Taking old World War II photos, Russian photographer Sergey Larenkov carefully photoshops them over more recent shots to make the past come alive. Not only do we get to experience places like Berlin, Prague, and Vienna in ways we could have never imagined, more importantly, we are able to appreciate our shared history in a whole new and unbelievably meaningful way.

[albinosquirrels]

This is eerily touching.

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[oneheadtoanother]

idk anything about this but I love it

[lynati]

If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.

[scarlettohairdye]

Zelda puzzle training simulator

[resurrectedteleport]

losing my shit over this

[parkchanwoohoo]

No I think it's really great when a friend group of approximately twenty seven individuals spread out in the sidewalk as they walk so nobody has to walk behind the group. There's nothing better than when I'm trying to get home and I see the tableau of Jesus at the Last Supper gliding towards me like Jamiroquai in the Virtual Insanity music video and I have to decide who has the narrowest frame that I can shoulder-check my way past

[coughloop]

Timothy Chalamet passed away last night after choking on a single frozen unchewed green pea. Family members confirmed his passing in a statement to the media "it's how he liked to eat them"

[souvenirs]

[spitfaggot]

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)

[captain-price-returns]

A real page on the White House website

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

The American century of humiliation is goin great 👍

[jessaerys]

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[digitalsymbiote]

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

American soldier, you are killing and dying for a pederass who tried to sell steaks at Sharper Image one time while your wife makes love to countless beautiful women without you. Is this what you wanted?

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

You're in the middle of bumblefuck nowhere picking sand out of the crack of your ass in between your shifts of pouring diesel fuel into buckets of human shit and lighting it on fire. Back home right now your kids hate your guts and your wife is getting ready to leave you for her new girlfriend. The boys in Washington are laughing at you all the way to the bank. Bad way to live, son.

[kn0wmore]

[scribefindegil]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but the magic ratio for ganache (a firm one, such as you would use to make truffles or enrobe a cake) is 1 tablespoon of heavy cream per one ounce of chocolate. Chop the chocolate (or use chips), then boil the cream, immediately pour it over the chocolate, and whisk until smooth. People get so impressed whenever I make ganache but it is literally so easy. When it's freshly made you can dip fruit or cookies in it or use it to fill doughnuts, and if you let it cool and harden somewhat you can roll spoonfuls into balls to make truffles or use it as a filling for sandwich cookies. Also if you're feeling gremlinous you can just eat it with a spoon.

[scribefindegil]

Important addendum I discovered last year: the above is the magic ratio specifically if you are using dark chocolate (which I always was because it's my favorite). The process is the same, but for milk chocolate the ratio is 1 tablespoon of heavy cream per 1.5oz of chocolate and for white chocolate it's 1 tablespoon of heavy cream per 2oz of chocolate. This is because milk and white chocolate have less chocolate per chocolate so they behave differently. Now you know. Go forth and make delicious ganaches.