Put your tongue in my mouth

Fern, 23, lil bit t4t. Ayo! I made a new horny blog so I could actually follow people! My old side blog is now @theogfernqueer. 

[fern-queer]

the pinned post 😱

🌿Fern. They/them. 23. Oh god oh fuck don’t make me pick a gender or an orientation. I have a tdick and can sorta pass either way if that helps you imagine ;) You know how it is with spaghetti.

🌿YES you are allowed to send me horny messages and asks. Chances of me being with it enough to reply are slim, but still.

protips for messaging me below the cut

🌿Things i like: Tentacles choking scratching biting intox oral light cnc gentle femdom :3 Roleplay involving being a mad scientist’s experiment or a high priestess’s sacrifice. Or the other way around.

🌿Probably: Spanking bondage flogging women dominating me?😳  collars in the least petplay way possible

🌿Things i don’t like: Vomit/piss/scat pregnancy oviposition degradation anal (just feels like shitting in reverse to me)  petplay (bold of me to say on the petplay website but the psychosis chooses the wizard not the other way around)

🌿Don’t refer to me as: Daddy/mommy, princess, babygirl, sir, m’am, little one,  🌿I think most other titles and nicknames are fine?

🌿Words for my body:  Anything goes

[the-black-manor]

Consider: Plant people that tangle you up in their vines and cum a honey-like sap that makes your head feel all fuzzy and your body all tingly and sensitive.

[fern-queer]

i need to be owned by a lesbian

[tiedgrl]

need

[f0restnympho420]

clown girls be like “i’m all tied up, please help me!!!” *sad honk*

[probuccalfat1]

guy whose last post is "wood nymph pussy hits different" and is never heard from or seen again

[yourownblood]

ppl in my notes saying i have a big dick... these are for you ❤️

[fern-queer]

trying to get my partner to dom me into brushing my teeth and fixing my posture. Its working so far. I have a much easier time doing things if its for someone else’s approval

[yourownblood]

i wish it was yours

[nineinchbruises]

what does a voyeur see when he looks in the mirror ...

[nanadouken]

temporarily back on my vampire bullshit

[audiodog]

GODS I WANNA HAVE MY HANDS TIED ABOVE MY HEAD AS A BUNCH OF PRETTY GIRLS GROPE AND FEEL MY WARM, SOFT BODY HHHHHASFJK;HSLJKGS

[smalltiddies-bigglasses]

Corruption erotica where a rational scientist girl who doesn’t believe in anything supernatural gets corrupted by a gloomy tarot card girlie into believing in spirits and other methods of divination. She goes from being completely 100% rational and only believing in science to worshipping her new girlfriend, prophet, and god.

[morpheus98sworld]

[please-let-me-be-horny-for-real]

Slap her pussy and call her a good girl for making such pretty pathetic noises.

It really is that simple.

[frottinq]

this is. I'm a little. hooooo boy.... oh wow oh golly gosh wow....

[dyke-pollinator]

[dangerousemofestival]