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fernando vs the grid

guys awful news jendo got divorced

#I’m so used to Hendo being Henderson so I thought jendo was Pickford x Henderson #what do you mean they broke up during the match 😭😭😭#Dean Henderson a child of divorce

schumigrace

"you disgust me" *I whisper to nobody as the camera pans to Ashley Cole and John Terry in the crowd*

ttpds

not even allowed to push someone now in this perfect world sorry to all the perfect brothers and sisters out there

i-live-in-my-bookshelf

I'm once again questioning my sanity over this man

schumigrace

Another big tournament for Englands men’s team, another disaster press conference from Harry Kane

“England as a nation hasn’t won anything in a long time”

“Playing golf with Trump was unique experience. Surreal to meet him”

Should change his name to Paul Scholes since he loves feet in his mouth so much

i am choosing to ignore his comments until england are out of the tournament and then I will go back to hating him immensely like normal. only this time with justification

fernandoalonzoo

I’ve removed his card from my phone case and changed my Home Screens to Chloe Kelly.

#fuckkkkkkkk #I hate this so much

alexandriad

woman yelling at cat meme but make it ancient greek red figure pottery

swirling-orbs-of-disorder

From ancient to abstract, this one sure got around.

Japanese one made no sense to me until I finally saw the “sale sale/sasa lele” version. セール　セール。 But then it’s a meme so it has to be misspelled? 🤷‍♂️

everyone-loves-purple

tHERE ARE MEMES IN THOSE HIEROGLYPHICS

fromsiberia

Ohhhhhhh…. Chinese and greek are my favourite, but there is more!

ultimate-queen-of-fandoms2

schumigrace

actual image of me watching the lego race video

wdclandonorris25

Hot as fuck, unfortunately

elementalmoments

It's giving

pansyfemme

maybe this is too woke but i really hate the trope of naked older women = scary or vomit inducing or gross or whatever. like you even see it used in horror on occasion like oooooo so scary theres a woman with saggy boobs and wrinkles. There is something to be said for unconsensual veiwing of nudity. sure. it’s uncomfortable and violating for someone to be nude in front of you that you don’t want to see. but rarely that’s seen as the issue and instead the real ‘horror’ or gross out joke is the very idea of a woman who does not have a body that is sexually desirable to men. The very idea of an older woman’s body is treated like it’s something that we should all know is gross, sick and wrong. It’s just something that really bothers me

littledeviantsworld-deactivated

Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online? Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence.I would never have been this happy!!!...