[softpurrwashere]

lol twitter is on fire so i’m gonna make a new tumblr soon and link it for the like 2-3 people who might remember me and wanna follow me lol xoxoxo

[idionymon]

Tomorrow maybe I will prepare my favourite dish, Rice With Ingredient

[speaching]

This! Or I might mix it up and make…Noodle With Ingredient!!

[basic-bamboo]

I’ve been fucking around with Potato With Ingredient lately

[mwagneto]

genuinely about to cry at the word for france in te reo māori. so like. almost every country name is just the english name but altered to only have letters that exist in te reo (so like canada = kānata, norway = nōwei etc) except france that is literally just fucking. wīwī. as in ouioui. imgoing to fucking die

[cryinganabell]

STRAY CAT YAY

[cryinganabell]

Oh my god i didn't think this would blow-🅰️

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[arsnof]

1-800-ARE-YOU-GENTLY-SLAPPIN

[eurodynamic]

STRAY (2022) dev. BlueTwelve Studio (03/??) 🤖 + 😺 = 💖

[taffybuns]

this game is so full of love..!!

[astroeden]

stray was really really good 📺🌱✨

[skullndaisy]

Betrayal.

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[elkyodii]

« Together »

[oldsatzzzart]

[sweetoothgirl]

Almond Layer Cake with Cream Cheese Frosting

[weaver-z]

Not to get serious about a meme, but Morbius should have been a comedy. The idea of vampirism being the only way to cure a chronic illness is extremely funny. Imagine being in a support group with this goth guy and one day he's like "Ummm... hi guys... I'm not going to be coming to meetings anymore :/" and you're like "Aww, why not, Morbius?" and he. Sorry I can't finish this I wrote the word Morbius one too many times and started laughing too hard to continue

[battlevilla]

[cherrybee420]

“ASHASHASHOWATSHAASHHASHOWSHAHSHWOSGAHWHSHAWATTOSHAGWSHA”

[rationalisms]

april fools are actually the perfect encapsulation of why tumblr is the best social media site because they are almost without fail borderline site breaking in a way any other site would be scared to do for fear of hurting engagement. which tumblr doesn't need to worry about because they don't get any of that anyway. hence the current april fools joke

[nongunktional]

sorry can you say that again i can’t quite hear

[weonsinnombre]

[deliriumcrow]

I trust this man and his wares. Look at that fine suit, that elegant bow tie, that well fed and healthy figure. He clearly knows his wines.

[jonlybonlyfromboldlygo]

…sommeowlier

[stuckinapril]

i have mastered the art of stressing out and not caring whatsoever simultaneously