BLUE DRAGON I LOVE U

You can call me Dice, if you want. Most people want. When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

[feropariente]

*standing behind a podium giving a speech*

…but no matter what happens

I

STAY

SILLY

*crowd goes wild, everyone is losing their shit*

*later i get arrested after forming a cult for embezzlement*

[pogostickjackson]

this was so much fun to make!!!!!

i made this in a spreadsheet (yes it took so much longer than was really necessary) so that i can cross stitch it, if anyone is interested in the pattern (i have a very zoomed out screenshot of it below the cut) please feel free to dm me!

and yes, it does kinda freak me out seeing the red intersect the center of every Kris, but i simply HAD to keep track of where each one is centered

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you just teleported to the last game you played how is it going? {you're plot involved}

good

bad

great

awful

dead

I don't play games/results

Remaining time: 5 days 4 hours

Soma 😔

[egophiliac]

quickies unrelated to absolutely anything, enjoy ✨

[kim-soleum-always-works]

[maganbee]

💌

[gangj1n]

lmao

[tealngold]

Scenario idea for dess knight

[theharewitchproject]

Step 1: Absorb knowledge

Step 2: Solve word searches, make cat jealous

[jazzmage28]

Somthing that I think is honestly really funny , is how the brim cap SOLD the book to Coco.

Like not only was he setting this kid up for the horrors , but he also took her fucking money ???

Like Why ?????

[beingofpureenergy]

Flew into a blind rage and made this after reading this post.

[gangj1n]

[karkudan]

[maganbee]

Spooky Choi

[maganbee]

😭

[maganbee]

398 drawings

[proximally]

hes happy. something is wrong‼️(og post)

[ohnogodpls]

Ch 400

Demure

[chiliiiiiiiiiiiiii]

s3 solsah