oh.

[betterthankanyebitch]

[cumonthevoid]

why did they give this line to the villain

[honey-harper-official-deactivat]

To make it seem like a bad thing to young girls

[manbiteshog]

i actually have no clue how to use twitter. like technically i know how to use twitter but culturally i don’t get it

[rosecrystal]

unfortunately for everybody i will keep doing whatever i want

[rhiwddolion]

[illusionsdecstasy]

[damn-lifeisgood-deactivated2014]

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

all these men want casual no strings attached relationships then wonder why they keep slipping into pits of like sorrow and intermittent depression in the moments they’re too sober. Like when all you’ve done is compartmentalize affection to the point where it’s just a transaction to you, or a point of maintenance you have to fulfill every few nights, you *will* suffer consequences. your heart *will* eventually feel heavy when you start to remember all your missed connections, and all the opportunities to feel genuine love for another person. like this sort of selfishness comes with a price, there’s like a debt to be paid here

[imots]

[morgasm]

Let’s not forget cardi b admitted to drugging and robbing multiple men.

[esquirrou]

Hell yeah dude

[soothenerves]

find myself listening to music i loved years ago and i realize i still am her

[dreamyfreakout]

what is your most controversial video game hot take? 🎮🎮🎮

[hydrogenbymoon]

The pursuit for photorealism in games is a fruitless endeavor that only results in bloated file sizes that take too much space

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Doomguy is a bottom

[cosed]

eating bread dipped in soup unlocks new emotions

[cinthi-lante]

that 16th century peasant feeling

[istayfilthy]

[dailytwitterposts]

[kardashianempire]

[thisistheglamorous-deactivated2]

[antique-scarecrow]

this is it. this is the single funniest coronavirus meme. what the mcfuck

[mamoru]

a waffle house has closed.

[paulsrockinpagoda]

fuck it just got real

[delzdesigns]

If you’re reading this, I’m your dad now.

Go cut the grass.

[oneyouforget]

It’s 2 am

[delzdesigns]

You heard me. Use a flashlight.