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[ferretarium]

Making a new pinned post because we don't feel like updating our strawpage 💛

We're the Ferretarium; it/he/she/neos, avoid using they/them. Bodily adult. Polyfragmented, fictive-heavy. Don't talk to us about syscourse

Common Fronters: (last updated May 16)

Roman/Romeo/Roselyn/Amoret (He/Pup/Hound/Roy/Pri/Gold) 🌹

Janus/Judas/Delilah (She/He/They/Thon) 🐍

virgil/vivi (they/it/haun/vamp/any) 🌩️

Logan/Lex (They/She/Byte) 🎓

Patton/Poppy (He/she/fawn/pup/ribbit/frog) 🐶

REMUS/HYDE (HE/IT/BITE/NYCTO/THAT THING/ANY) 🦠

Thomas/Cade (He/Any) 🌈

Our fronters tend to shift around depending on what we're hyperfixated on, so expect this list to change.

that said, yes, we are hyperfixated on Sanders Sides, why do you ask. /silly

Most of us here are rather source-connected and like talking about our sources. Feel free to ask us about them. Our SimplyPlural is also ferretarium. If you're sending a friend request, include your Tumblr username in the message box so we know who you are. Feel free to ask for our Discord as well, we love talking to people :)

[zzoupz]

I drew these emo cats

[littlegreen]

vampires will never hurt you hilarious song. someone get me to the doctor and someone call the nurse and someone buy me roses and someone burned the church we’re hanging out with corpses and driving in this hearse. like we’re just listing goth shit that rules

[mothmanfucker2]

I got that dog in me *curls up on the ground and starts whimpering*

[beastliness]

uses my powerful magnetic field to create detailed images of your organs, skeletal system, and all the other soft tissues in your body

[transfemininomenon]

uses my powerful magnetic fields to create 69 love songs

[trenchcoat-collective]

Fictive blackout poetry

[enki2]

[ojibwa]

[an-elegant-void]

[Image description: two lines of text that read,

“The dog that weeps after it kills is no better than the dog that doesn’t. My guilt will not purify me.

/End description.]

[brooklynbridgebirds]

Mourning Doves Brooklyn Bridge Park, Pier 1 Long Pond

[shutup-playthehits]

[vape-bot]

plural pro: never lonely again

plural con: permanent twitch chat

[radicalgraff]

“If you promise to stay alive just a little bit longer I promise that we are going to make this world a place worth living in by any means necessary. I ain’t giving up. I swear.” 

Spotted in Clackamas, Oregon

[anarchopuppy]

I can’t stop thinking about this message, so I spent a while trying to isolate just the writing and make it transparent. I might order a shirt with it

Whoever in Clackamas wrote this message on their bus stop, I love you

[icekingintl]

ɪ'ᴍ ꜱᴏʀʀʏ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɪɴ ꜱᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴘᴀɪɴ... ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ꜱᴏᴏɴ︕

ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ︕︕

[lostinthecode]

how does one even come to that conclusion

[apolladay]

NO NUANCE

Outer Space

Deep Sea

Remaining time:

[possuminnit]

dont even blink an eye when a mutual starts using we/us prns anymore like yepp. my friend has become my Friends

[thatsbelievable]