horny for feelings

sex n romance || 18+ only

[thyrell]

the little car fetuses they use for showcasing car paints...

[thyrell]

theyre called speed shapes?????

[thyrell]

fuckin my car and 9 months later it gives birth to a beautiful litter of speed shapes

[thyrell]

sorry

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

I watch gay porn to take better nudes for bisexual women. It's basically watching fight footage in training camp. I'm hard about something else.

[lacnunga]

There are some characters where giving them therapy and cleaning them up is the fanfiction equivalent of buying antique furniture and painting it white

[oldmanpusspuss]

my hottest take is we need more overt cheating in our rpf. too much 'what if they were both single' or 'what if they were in a polycule/open relationship and their significant others were okay with it.' no we need more homewrecking. i want these people to feel so guilty they feel like they're gonna hurl but sleeping with somebody else anyway because they can't resist and their desire outweighs the guilt. i want to walk away from a fic with my opinion of somebody slightly lowered even though i know its not real like when you have a dream about someone doing something bad. i want that man coming home from [redacted]ing his best friend's [redacted], kissing his partner on the lips knowing they would hate them for what they just did if they knew. have some fun with it.

[feyd-meowtha]

It's a moral imperative that we write more sex scenes which are

Weird

Uncomfortable

Not good for anyone involved

[mrsterlingeverything]

I always wanted to fuck wreck it ralph . I dont have time for that any more Im looking for someplace secluded to lay my eggs

[parkchanwoohoo]

I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

[godisafujoshi]

Then they spit roast me

[parkchanwoohoo]

I didn't wanna say this but now that someone's left this kind of comment I have to be honest: Everyone else's tags are funny but this is the only person who understood my vision for this scenario

[dufrau]

i dont think straight people should be allowed to do "enemies to lovers" i think if a man is your enemy you need to trust that you were correct the first time and slay him in battle

[brain-wyrm]

"ugh forced marriage? this plot is so toxic"

That's the kink

"they can barely/can't control themself from ravishing their partner? How is that portrayed as ROMANTIC??"

That's the kink

"why is the plot so fixated on how tiny the main character is compared to the love interest?"

Grisps your shoulders so firmly

Buddy you're not gonna believe this

[fervidusships]

good GOD as a lifelong vehicle fucker ESPECIALLY a star wars vehicle fucker. i could not be more excited for star war galactic racer. hooooughhhh.

[fervidusships]

like. star wars episode i the phantom menace is a good movie bc it invented the pod racer

[fervidusships]

good GOD as a lifelong vehicle fucker ESPECIALLY a star wars vehicle fucker. i could not be more excited for star war galactic racer. hooooughhhh.

[druckers]

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

[gunsandfireandshit]

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

it is always narratively correct to make your characters sleep together before they sort through the hundreds of lies and misdirections between them. make things worse make things worse make things worse #i love betrayal #i love lying #i love people feeling bad about themselves

[scissorsaint]

Yaaaawn! Call me when they're covered in blood and having gay sex

[francisforever2014]

it must feel good as fuck to be a man and say i wish you were a girl to another man

[antidevelopment]

So Bugs and Coyote just kinda lay around and make out a little and that’s your cartoon right there.