Creature Enthusiast

Sword 25 he/it

[samreich]

just throwing this out there

[theatsthetic]

A comic about cavemen.

[ausgoth]

its 2013 why cant i fuck music

[ausgoth]

youre so right brother

[slugmoji]

be the wizard you wish to see airbrushed on the side of van

[avantgarden-er]

not to be rude but if you’re losing consciousness you should dial for an ambulance not just use the computer.

I would liveblog Anything

[aquad0ll]

Anonymous, Lesbian Ethics, Volume 3 No. 3, (1989), Guerilla Feminism

[brucespringsteencomments]

[gauntletqueen]

Looks down and smiles lovingly at my boobs

[breakbeatbun]

Looks up and smiles smilingly at your boobs

[slasholantern]

Looks at the cave wall and smiles allegorically at the shadow of your boobs

[chongoblog]

*Looks behind me* who goes there

[houndsofbalthazar]

Did you know that taxonomically there is no such thing as a video game?

[toasthaste]

a video game is actually more closely related to a camel than it is to a hagfish

[elfstrogenized]

Trips and falls over really pathetically and just kinda lies there

[atelier-tamamoland]

[ouroborosorder]

for some brief, horrifying moment. the thought "did RGG Studio find Tupac alive and then reveal it by putting him in Stranger Than Heaven"

[ouroborosorder]

Hi, I'm Geoff Keighley. Welcome to The Summer Games Fest. Tupac Shakur is alive, and he's right here, this is how the world is finding out.

[aeli-noir]

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

Phillip Light

[strokingout]

hold on i have to do everything

[tomb-mold]

real sufferers can see the end before it even starts

[sergle]

i sure hope kaiba doesnt realize that my face down card is just my suspended driver's license

i read that in joey’s voice

[omskivar]

I FINALLY DID IT. I GOT PICTURES OF THE LONG HORSE.

There's a walking path that runs parallel to a road I take to get to my dad's house. There are sculptures set up alongside the path. Some of them are kind of neat, some of them are abstract... and then there's This Fucker.

The Long Horse.

This thing is TALL. Like, I am 5'7" and I sincerely think it might be twice my height. Have a 9 year old for scale:

This thing is way more terrifying up close than it is from the car. The metal bands wrapping around like ligaments, the rust that hints at decaying flesh, the EYES. Imagine you're driving down a semi-secluded stretch of road at night and you see THIS looming at you from out of the darkness:

I have been passing by The Long Horse (actual title of the piece is Uplifted) for years, and every time I see it I think "I need to show this to someone," and every time I forget to stop to take pictures. BUT I DID TODAY. Truly, I feel like it's the spiritual cousin to that super muscular chonkster horse statue, related but opposite.

The rest of the sculptures are kind of neat. I like the motorcycle and the shark and the maple seeds.

Anyway @elodieunderglass I would like to humbly bring this to your attention. I feel it aligns with your interests in a few different ways.