holy cannoli is that a cat in sunglasses

25/cis female/bisuckual I really like skeleton jokes and cats.

[timeywimeyjedi]

Cosmo’s 2015 Halloween costume

[cat-cosplay]

“Now, if you’ll excuse me, I, Mojo Jojo, have a town to take over. I have a world to conquer. I have to seize control of an area and force its inhabitants to follow my way of thinking.”

[animatedtext]

requested by  the-spectrum-hugger

[tittily]

@ ppl with small purses: where do you keep your 70 lbs of trash

[tittily]

[pepperandpals]

It started out as a selfie, how did it wind up like this? It was only a selfie. It was only a selfie.

[meanwhileinvegas]

#theflamingo #flamingo #flamingohotel #neonsign #neon #lights #hotel #lasvegas #nevada #usa #america by tomscott176 http://ift.tt/1SNEA5F

[meanwhileinvegas]

#theflamingo #flamingo #flamingohotel #neonsign #neon #lights #hotel #lasvegas #nevada #usa #america by tomscott176 http://ift.tt/1SNEA5F

[i-dont-even-like-it-here]

The only Batman vs Superman I’m interested in seeing.

[festivecat-blog]

Acceptable Terms of Endearment for Your Super Friends

-Buddies

-Bros

-Homies

-Amigos

-Pizza

-Nintendo

[kayesonlinejournal]

now we know.

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

ily = i love you ilysm = i love you so much ywmbaily = you were brother anakin i loved you

[backdoorteenmom]

buzzfeed: men try to put on lip gloss for the first time!!!! the men acting over the top trying to put on the lip gloss, and letting us know they don’t normally do this:

[we-love-short-videos-blog]

[mondobrains]

[foxgal-deactivated20161022]

time to call otters “moist boys”

[foxgal-deactivated20161022]

he is a very moist boy

[actualdogvines]

“2 minutes outside and our neighbors we are torturing an old lady.”

[elidaddyy]

Young man

[blondeisawesome]

Putin “taking notes” during Obama’s speech.

[you-all-hate-me-deactivated2015]

If obama was speaking I’d do the same thing

[socialjust-ish]

While it’s very possible he’s doodling, let us not forget that Russian Cursive apparently looks like this:

So it is very possible he just has messy handwriting (look at how he’s holding the pen) and is in fact taking notes.

Or he could just be doodling.

[hominishostilis]

I’ve never seen Russian cursive and now I can’t stop laughing. 

[dontneedfeminism]

This kind of thing is why cursive is a horrible idea.

[snowstorm-thirteen]

Russian doctors notes written in cursive. Pretty sure Putin is actually taking notes.

[nikolasdraperivey]

My eyes….

[leonanson-deactivated20160729]

i guess their writing looks like they were rushin

[soylent-peen-deactivated2018121]

STOP

[garrotteandgoodnight]

Crying oh my god, why are there no fics commenting on the sheer hilarity of Natasha and Bucky passing notes in Avengers tower that only they can read?

[sian22redux]

headcanon accepted

[soothsayerstale]

@alicemortewrites @qmeup