omg, have you listened to me lately?

Open minded, arrogant, judgemental, overly analytical. 1995.

[festkonfekt]

[gothicprep]

one of my classic texts, from the archives

[edgar-allan-possum]

When you consider that Gollum is an extremely old man who's spent most of his life in solitary confinement with heroin being injected directly into his brain every day, he's really not that unreasonable

[i-fear-neither-death-nor-pain]

[tittyinfinity]

The US is crazy bc like so many people have intense conspiracy theories about the government like "I think there's a secret elite group of people who control everything" and you can tell them "actually you're not completely wrong, it's just not a secret group of people, it's a bunch of rich people and lobbyists who are doing it all out in the open" and they'll be like "hmmn I don't think it's THOSE people though. I prefer my racist & antisemitic theories"

[tittyinfinity]

They'll be like "I heard there's a powerful ring of pedophiles who are influencing the country" and you'll tell them "I mean yeah that's what the Epstein files are about" and they'll say "no I'm pretty sure this has to do with The Queers actually"

[neovid]

Conspiracy theory no one will ever accept: What if the people secretly controlling the world are the same people obviously controlling the world?

[daughter-of-sapph0]

[lawoftheclaw-deactivated2025073]

I guess the biggest problem with tentacle porn is that it seldom has a positive message

[flipocrite]

[kushblazer666]

[butchious]

i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?

[poison-doll]

i think they're called catholics

[moreglitter]

STOP. moment of gratitude for those precious times of breathing from your nostrils when you don't have a stuffy nose

[paulgadzikowski]

Everyone who doesn't have a headache right now, stop right now for a moment and appreciate how good it is not to have a headache.

[beachsideufo]

stuck in a well but a little amused by it: hellpp lol hahaa heeeeeeeeeeeeelppp haha Help mee

[navpike]

i just wanna talk to the art department

[anxietyproblem]

[duchessvongooseberg]

[transheadcrab]

inherent gay need to redesign my bedroom every 3 months

[transheadcrab]

gays, home of sexuals, lgbtqs, help me redesign my bedroom because i cant live like this anymore. make suggestions & i will move items accordingly (everything in purple is stuff i can move). only requirement is that my bed is in some corner bc if it doesn’t touch two walls ill die

[aaays-and-bees]

Barricade the door

[transheadcrab]

great ! are there other suggestions that arent this !

[segamascott]

[selfmaderibcageman]

few understand just how many such cases there are

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[orcboxer]

not what I thought they was talkin about

[downwithneocolonialism]

[paradoxius]

This is supposed to be a joke, but this was an actual controversy when the queen was introduced into chess:

15th century gamergate: ‘tis about moral unrighteousness in the folios printed about games on Master Gutenberg’s new movable type press.

[dapperapples]

nobody tell them what happens when the pawn reaches the other end of the board

[tuulikki]

Look, all I know is that misogynistic gamer bros were never gonna welcome a female character who looked like this:

If they’d put big jiggly tits on her then there wouldn’t have been a problem. But they didn’t. Probably because of woke.

[mrsandman42069]

when talking about AI remember the different versions:

Analytical AI, is the one that can detect cancer and save lives

Generative AI is the one that steals art to make it worse, and gives you a wrong answer every time you google something

Weird Al is the one who got his ponysona to canonically have children with a pony from my little pony

[hi0ecoafizf870tqxttdi31c0q3woq]

analytical AI is also the one that the police and insurance companies use to profile people against arbritary data to justify mistreatment

generative AI is also used in drug discovery technologies that can also save lives

complex technologies cannot simply be decried as good or evil

Weird Al does in fact have the only ponysona who has canoninically fucked