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akashicrecord

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

ivy-connivy

insane like/reblog parity on this post btw

inkyrainstorms

Yay

I think I've probably followed @hashtagonlyingotham for too long bc i'm on like my third superman rewatch and every time i watch those first two fight scenes i get SO pissed at the civilians. Not like in a horror movie "oh my god get OUT of there?!" kind of way, but in a sort of tired, envious way. Oh you just get to watch your demigod punch a big alien a bunch and save squirrels with his superspeed?? SOME of us have to take hand to hand combat lessons and carry a gas mask because we never know if the bat who's gonna show up is working with a couple broken ribs and/or an identity crisis and getting taken hostage means that you have to stay after to talk to the fucking COPS--

And then i snap back to reality because hey, queen. We don't fucking live in Gotham City. Thats a fake place. Let's calm down.

#superman #superman 2025 #only in gotham #batman #gotham city #my delusions hashtagmydelusions

the-clumsywitch

xzombi-bunnix-deactivated202504

I’m too superstitious to pass this up lol 🐈‍⬛💵🙏🏻

xzombi-bunnix-deactivated202504

THE MONEY CAT WORKS!! I REPEAT THE MONEY CAT WORKS!!

yeomanrand

Reblogging for the cat art

marbleguard

I cannot stress enough to you that all American government agencies are falling apart at the seams right now and they will not be put back together for the foreseeable future. EPA DHS ED VA FDA NIH IRS CDC HHS NPS etc... Elon Musk is dismantling everything. Anyone who resigns or is laid off now, the word we (I am an agency employee) are receiving internally is that their position will be abolished, not backfilled.

Do you like eating clean, safe food?

Do you like having clean, safe air and water?

Do you want experts monitoring developing infectious diseases?

Do you like getting tax returns?

Do you want your children to have free, quality, public education?

If so, you need to write to your senators and representatives RIGHT NOW. Trump is not obeying the rule of law. He is illegally firing all the inspector generals of these agencies (they are literally being escorted by security out of their offices) so that there is no one left to stop him from doing quite literally anything he wants. He has bypassed the internal structure of all of the agencies by plugging in external email servers to push emails and memos written by employees of the heritage foundation directly into the inbox of every employee in the country.

The rule of law is dead. The only mechanism left to stop any of this is mass public outcry via convincing your state's congressmen & women to do something, because right now they are staying absolutely silent and none of us in these agencies can figure out why. A massacre is happening right now and every single American will feel the material, concrete consequences of this in their daily lives very soon if nothing is done.

I've turned the "anyone can blaze" feature on for this post. If you have that ability, please blaze this.

marbleguard

Yes, I believe that is because someone has already applied (? tumblr doesn’t tell me who) to blaze this post, and the request seems to be pending. Thank you to whoever did that!

the-evil-clergyman

Illustrations from The Fairy Book by Warwick Goble (1913)

hypokeimena

yet again bashing my pointer at the enormous sign that says "it's not that [witches/goblins/vampires/motherfucking krampus] are necessarily specifically jew-coded in an antisemitic way - though they may be and in fact often are, but you do have to take that part case by case - so much as it is that the entire european idea of what is monstrous is so deeply intertwined with ideas of jews as inhuman outsiders that some of that is going to leak in from the groundwater no matter what you do".

do not piss on the poor about this post i do not have it in me.

remindertoclick

Your Daily Reminder to Click for Palestine!

higgsbison

POV you posted cringe at the daily guild meeting

stainlessteelwaterbottle

youre telling me a ham fisted this metaphor??

victoriankeysmash

shadowthehedgehogmovie

thequeeninyellowlace

anxiety-elemental-kay

the-antiapocalyptic-man

Wonder Wife, Father Bruce, and Animal Man: The Young Animals

After their reunion with Flex Mentallo and resurrection of Buddy Baker's family, Wally Sage had a brief and ignoble career with Task Force X, ending in their seeming death. However, Wally's multiversal awareness and capacity to summon fictional entities into physical reality caused them to spontaneously respawn elsewhere in the multiverse. This quantum consciousness would prove useful as Wally made the perilous journey across the multiverse, dodging the forces of the Gentry while also investigating the true nature of Ultra Comics.

Wearing a novelty Batman mask from Earth-33, Wally took on the identity of "Father Bruce" to hide from forces on other Earths still looking for Wally Sage or "The Writer" as Amanda Waller had dubbed them. Seeking allies, Father Bruce reunited with Buddy--now an Oscar winner for his performance as Red Thunder in the eponymous film--whose connection to the Red Morphogenic Field had grown even stronger in the intervening years.

Wally and Buddy found another unexpected ally in Wonder Wife, aka Sweetheart, an artificial facsimile of Diana. While the two had briefly come to blows, Sweetheart eventually found herself in the "employ" of Retconn, living in one of their artificial universes and modeling all the latest Retconn fashions while demonstrating the appliances of the Retconn homes of the future. Following an incident involving the deaths of several dozen Retconn security personnel, Sweetheart sought the counsel of a priest. She found Father Bruce, and a new mission as a Young Animal...The Death of Sorrow.

But first, they were going to survive the Milk Wars.