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@solnight99
every so often
i glance at the mirror
and for a brief, fleeting moment
i see her
i smile
and look back
and she’s always gone
and i’m there in her place
and one day, i had a dream
i saw her in the mirror again
and i smiled
and looked back
and she wasn’t gone
and i was there
and she was there
and we were the same
everything is okay
i live here
im a person
its okay to make noise
youre allowed to go outside
no one is watching you
picklesbaseball
Ever since I was a little girl I've wanted to see boys getting beat up and held delicately afterwards by their friends
they’re calling her 007
0 bosses beat first try
0% chance to beat this boss
7 deaths to the same attack
free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business
taking notes
a deer is like a forest horse if you think about it
(nodding sagely and correcting the whiteboard with a very squeaky marker) a deer is like a forest whale if you think about it
Racism against Indians is actually a little insane when you consider how widespread it is even among liberals and leftists . Even people who consider themselves to be progressive will laugh at call center or tech support jokes. All scammers are inherently indian. It’s okay to laugh at jokes making fun of Indians for their feelings towards animals or how they drive. India is inherently backwards and dirty so it’s okay to make jokes about getting food poisoning from even looking at indian food
Now remember kids, unless the character directly turns to the camera and says "Hello audience. I identify as a transgender woman. Please use she/her pronouns from now on when referring to me. Thank you.", then he isn't really trans. No, the glaringly obvious subtext or word of the Creator don't count. He has to say the magic words. That's literally the only way you can tell a character is transgender. Extremely explicit magic words.
Someone's not gonna catch the sarcasm and then im gonna have to go into witness protection
is cannibalism vanilla?
yes, like vanilla extract. totally normal boring kink everyone has
what? no. cannibalism is not vanilla
No... chewing??? Maybe I'm just stupid but like on a practical level, how does that even work 😭 like hey baby I'm gonna suck out your eyeballs and swallow them whole... sexy style 😭 I'm gonna sit here with my mouth suction-cupped to your skin like a deep sea lamprey over a period of days or weeks until your skin cells slowly dissolve away 😭
it usually involves unhinging one’s jaw like a snake to swallow someone whole
or inserting someone into one's orifice (urethra, anus, &c.) and leaving them there to be absorbed into one's body, like some sort of topical ointment for the inside of one's guts.
highly recommend keeping a small portrait of a historical figure who met a grisly end on your work desk. for perspective.
me: oh thomas cromwell, we're really in it now. every day i get emails.
the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: i was on committees with the duke of norfolk. and they beheaded me.
me: yep. good point.
me: cromwell. cromwell this post has got too big and famous and people are starting to misunderstand me on it.
the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: oh no! you achieved too much fame and status? and now people are misrepresenting you? should we strip your lands and title? have you been beheaded?
me: YES ALRIGHT FINE
and so javert you see it’s true this man bears no more guilt than you. who am i?
Occasionally I see people(1) in the comments of posts(2) saying that if people are misunderstanding the OP(3), that must mean the post(4) was poorly phrased. But(5) it is nearly(6) impossible to phrase anything in a way that 100% of the audience(7) will understand(8). If most(9) responses indicate they understand the OP(3), the phrasing is probably(6) not the issue. At a certain point, you(10) have to learn to stop and consider whether your(10) first interpretation is the only or most reasonable interpretation. Trying to spell out(11) anything that anyone could possibly misunderstand quickly becomes unwieldy(12)
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(1) By "people" I mean a variety of individuals from a variety of demographics. Some of these individuals may actually be bots, but I am working under the assumption that most individuals responding on Tumblr are human beings
(2) "Posts" can refer to text (or other media) posted on a variety of websites, but the fact that this commentary is being made on Tumblr implies that without additional qualifiers, "posts" refers primarily to Tumblr posts
(3) "Original Poster," used online to refer to the individual who started an individual post, thread, etc.
(4) The phrase "the post" now serves as a stand in for posts the OP(3) (in this case me) has seen where a person(1) has made the sort of commentary described here
(5) While not strictly grammatically correct, starting a sentence with "and" or "but" for emphasis is a common rhetorical flourish
(6) Note the qualifier
(7) See (1)
(8) "Understand" here means "interpret in the way the OP(3) intended"
(9) A hard number is not given here because there is no strict threshold, and there are many circumstances where fault is not cleanly divisible between OP(3) and the confused commenter(7)
(10) A general "you" is often used in informal writing as an equivalent of the pronoun "one" and does not address the reader as an individual, because it is not written with a specific individual in mind
(11) Metaphorically referring to explaining something in detail, not literal spelling of words
(12) See (1)-(12)
new deltarune info leak from @jan-liliten
needed info: this is the super duper secret boss and you can only get to it by doin’ all the eggs and pink and then beat flowery but then also before that get hrt from castle town and also go into asriel’s dorm in chapter 3 to get the amazing digital headset
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new deltarune info leak from @jan-liliten
Someone was just setting the table for Christmas lunch when they took half a minute to lay out this vocabulary-changing bsky post, then carried on with their day...
desperately want to draw want nothing less than to be drawing
this is how many pillows I want
Where does the you go. In this scenario
? what do u mean
Ah another fan of the classic children's roleplay, "neolithic burial"
yeah u get it
our favorite games were sandwich and monster truck
sandwich you took all the pillows off the couch laid on it put the pillows back on and then your siblings sat back on the couch
monster truck everyone laid on the floor and without our arms we tried to roll over each other
