dustbath

Ho.

[stars-bean]

Addams Family Values (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[unclefather]

[thechaosdragoness]

A comedy in two short parts.

[gaucho-ryder]

For anyone confused

[shittycryptids]

a gryphon that’s half pelican, half skunk, known as the Smellican

[stunfisk-uses-attract]

BEHOLD!!

[michsmeesh]

quick shitpost because i cant stop thinking about these two fuckers

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

[wertercatt]

*pushes the button and holds it down for an excessively long time before releasing it. and then waits*

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

[the-true-pink-ninja]

*presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the bu-

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[ifartconfetti]

[edalynn]

Blease look at my very angry baby

[h-ibiscus]

Hey everyone else in the notes, I’m the grandson of a professional cat judge and breeder and you literally have to just. Hold cats. To make them used to being handled. Like, they’re gonna get pissed but you’re not hurting them At All I promise. This lil guy is just miffed he’s not being hurt and he’s not thrashing out he’s just an angry baby pls calm down

[edalynn]

Just so y’all know here’s the same cat 7 months later :-)

[deadmomjokes]

Yeah, literally all cats have to be socialized or they’re going to be feral. Every kitten starts off as a ball of fury and prickles, it’s just how they are. Hold the grumby babies and they get over it and realize that you’re actually Pretty Cool. It helps if mama is around to make the babies go see you even when they’d really rather not, but even so, they’re just like this and you gotta hold them anyway.

[getbellsgetbitches]

why did I read that as ‘every kitten starts off as a furry prick’ and I was like, can confirm

[weirdwerewolf-deactivated-deact]

why does wine taste like shit?

[weirdwerewolf-deactivated-deact]

i am going to run through the woods naked

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

[airsighs]

[lemondr0pz]

[starqueensterlexa]

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

[jinkies-binx]

yo they got estrogen in yzma’s lab

[blackpyrefly]

i hate making accounts. what do you need my email address for you little pervert

[himborc]

[timetraveldean]

[bmwiid]

omg

[wittywallflower-deactivated2018]

REblog if you are Asexual, support Asexuals, or spend most of your time actually thinking about Superheroes.

[twilightchildriku]

This is it.

[thenatsdorf]

Ekekekekekekek (via)

[deadlyart]

[finalgirldave]

Reddit is good sometimes actually

[apjvff]

@ Starbucks

me: hot chocolate, please.

barista: oh it’s perfect for a day like this isn’t it?

me: yes =)

barista: not a coffee drinker are you?

me: try something difference.

[3 minutes later]

barista: tall hot chocolate! have a great day.

me: thank you.

[k-of-c-deactivated20150305]

why does this have so many notes

[apjvff]

everybody support me

[filmnoirsbian]

Girl.

[troutpopulation]

jesus did what

[mermermerk]

i don’t know if this meme was made already, i saw this t-shirt and couldn’t stop thinking about it