Dumbass in Training

[ffillster]

oh jesus christ i found this account again after nearly 5 years and i just wanna formally apologise to everyone who i subjected my 13 year old thoughts to

[thatsthat24]

Bad Game Show Host 🛎

[ffillster]

thomas my guy you never fail to make my day explain yourself how can this be

[ffillster]

you guys ever just share something that means a lot to you with someone but you’re nervous that they’ll judge the shit out of you, not only because you hate being judged but because you promised to slap them if they judged you and you cba to slap people

[ffillster]

Update on my music taste:

May or may not have become obsessed with AViVA like the vibes are immaculate here

[ffillster]

My friend came up with the plot for a movie and we cant stop laughing

ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY AFSSFDGFSFDS

ITS CALLED A S C E N D I CANT ADFGASFS

[ffillster]

That moment when someone makes a joke about you being a replacement for a friend in their circle without realised that you have an extrem fear of being replaced or just being a replacement for someone else so you just have to nod along and agree whilst your mind is telling you that you mean nothing to them and you're only there because someone left

[musicbasedmind]

reblog if you’re a safe place for:

lesbian

gay

bisexual

transgender

queer

pansexual

demisexual

ace

hopeless romantics

cis-men

cis-women

non binary folks

the whole spectrum etc…

follow everyone who reblogs ;)

[ffillster]

That moment when someone tries to invalidate your experience by presenting a 'worse' experience but jokes on them you've experienced that as well

[ffillster]

I'm just sat here listing to my playlist at 3am waiting for the thunder and lightning to start at about 5am. Why? Because i fucking love thunder and lightning, im not missing that shit just because my body is a pussy and needs 'sleep' whatever that shit is

[listenforthesteel-deactivated20]

Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.

Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

[paigeflip]

Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it.

The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.  

On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill.

SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST.

Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn.

[skullshivers]

my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap.

[morenamagia]

The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell. 

[gailsimone]

A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since.

[kingfisherfaker-deactivated2014]

Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm

[coughedfeathers]

Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE

[chipthepunk-deactivated20200405]

BOOST. FUCKING BOOST.

[teenagerposts]

ALWAYS REBLOG

[ffillster]

I can’t not reblog this

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

the first post ever on tumblr

[powerpuffsposts-deactivated2025]

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

[kpopdotexe-blog]

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

[teenyweenynotepad]

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

[flamboynt-deactivated20151220]

I FOUND IT ✊

[addcolortomysky]

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

[blairisbae]

Who first posted this?

[ratbastarddotfuck]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

[amberdamnn]

Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨

[srkile]

Wishing for this post to appear more times

[amazing-cryptids]

This post is an amazing cryptid. It appeared and here we are

[mstriaianderror]

ayeeee

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

Holy shit this has almost 6m notes

[so-this-is-my-main-deactivated2]

Its the one! I wish to be successful in life.

[lockerit]

y e s

[youna-draws-deactivated20220113]

Holy shit it’s back

[seapeesound]

i lose a little bit of sanity every time this comes on my dash

[ffillster]

Holy shit i found it It’s beautiful omg this made my day-

[ffillster]

That moment when your brother is complaining about wearing a mask and you just sit there wondering where you went wrong as a sister

[ssslimyboy]

Any of the Sides:

[ffillster]

I really don’t appreciate how this could apply to any of them and it would make sense like y’all need therapy go see Picani already-

[ffillster]

These are slang words for arsehole, my friend searched it up to give their autocorrect a name and now we are both crying-

[ffillster]

Y'all know what fucking happened today?

I was watching It(2017) with my family and i said something about the characters being dumbasses and not just hoping out of there, when Ben is following those burnt eggs, and my mum... my fucking mum... says:

'Well maybe he couldn't find the eggs-it'

And i got so angry at this triple pun that i choked on my Pepsi

[ffillster]

You guys ever get this burst of evil? Like one moment you’re sat in your room reading fanfiction and the next you feel like burning an office building to the fucking ground?

Because some days I just feel like doing an Eliza and committing arson

[phanchester]

Stop what you’re doing. Reblog if you should be sleeping or doing work.

[ffillster]

I have so much work to do hehehehe reblog