Jaimee Lynn 🖤

We’re the new face of failure, prettier and younger but not any better off.

[loloftheday]

Thoughts?

[sluttyfranzkafka]

Are we flesh or blood? You buffoon. You clown. You absolute candlestick.

[littlealienproducts]

Paw Print Thumb Grip for Nintendo Switch by belugadesign

[berrystumpytail]

Me: I’m sorry

Someone: What are you sorry for?

Me:

[yuutayo]

[great-tweets]

👀

[monkeysaysficus]

They have nine beverages between the two of them

[polychromehana]

i have that painting ai app on my phone so i went ahead and took the liberty…

[jessthecheesewitch]

What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.

[queen-rot]

The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?

[jessthecheesewitch]

[okwait-deactivated20201120]

[harrykissedlorde-deactivated202]

the tag……….my god….

[serregon]

It’s pure gold

[swordmlm]

jonathan van ness is braver than the us marines

[melancholymango]

I did the being edgy and self-deprecating thing, it gets old. I wanna be soft and lovely and easily impressed. I wanna appreciate all the little things that make me happy the same way I’ve dwelled on every single thing that upsets me.

[anthracoceros]

some of y'all didnt grow up as the person nobody has a crush on and it really shows

[daglout]

some of yall never have to deal with the constant doubt in your own ability to be loved to the point where you get second hand embarrassment at the idea of someone being in love with you and finding you attractive because you’ve been diagnosed with ugly and cringy your whole life and it really shows

[heavensickness]

[pseudophan]

i know that even today, deep in my heart, the word gay scares me. because that’s how i’ve been conditioned my whole life. so you know what? fuck the literal definition, and the scientific definition, and what everyone thinks. i finally have to just confront and accept this. i’m gay.

[unpretty]

[theinturnetexplorer]

[6-as-above-so-below-9-deactivat]

Horror Film Taglines Replaced With Pornhub Comments

by TechnicallyRon

[timberlinelodge]

I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING

[sadfilmmaker]

…oh

[appledoom47]

@bloodandgutsandpunk

[mysharona1987]

[sa2ha]

[zillyart32]

Fun fact: The “Pancake sucks” one is literally just Pancake sucking on a blanket, it’s not an insult to Pancake

[princesstigerbelle]

OMG

[terriblyindignantrabbit]

a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet.  he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you!  only tall blonde girls!”.  they always said kissaroo.  i cant stop thinking about this

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]