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[cursedxwt]

🟥🟨🟥🟨LIMBUS SWEEP!!!!!!🟨🟥🟨🟥

CONGRATS ON THIRD PLACE AT THE VG LEAGUE

[wristbreaking]

nclair on floor 5

[caebeans]

NEW 000 ISHMAEL!!!!!!!!!

[cyndavilachase]

King Sidon

[stonesense]

justice: for reference how often will you need to breathe

anders: like. constantly?

justice: nathaniel told me you were a high maintenance option

[stonesense]

anders: sorry i’m not crying it’s just that after justice comes out my eyes are really sore for some fucking reason

hawke: well they do glow pretty continuously

anders: ... how continuously

hawke: ... very?

anders: oh maker

anders: i forgot to tell him about blinking

[elfcollector]

I WAS PROTECTING MY FRIEND!

[storybookhawke]

treat yourself, hawke, you deserve it

[unknowwneo]

Link, would you still love me if I were a worm?

[ludicrousladybug]

It's Always Sunny In Ferelden

[stonesense]

tempest rogue lavellan who doesn’t use flasks and is fully insistent they’re not a mage they just have a bit of the spark in the blood. everyone can do that, it doesn’t count. you think a demon wants THIS because i can light a candle or move a bit fast sometimes? you think i could make keeper? get real. vivienne stop looking at me like that. i’m not a mage the rest of you are being weird. learn a cantrip or two and maybe you’ll calm down. if you can’t light veilfire that’s on you

[stonesense]

varric: so let me get this straight. the seeker doesn’t know you’re a ma—

lavellan: NOT a mage

varric: right right fine. the seeker doesn’t know you can cast spells?

lavellan: i honestly just picked up a bow and she assumed! what’s wrong with shemlen. are they allergic to having more than one skill. do their mage-blooded grow no muscles. what’s going on

[huzongyu]

Our knight’s biggest hobby: eat

I need a scene where they all hang out with each others and just chill

[miraculan-draws]

Meredith only naming Hawke champion because she thought he would soon die of his grievous and horrific injuries and she'd get to use the honoring of him as PR for herself but that fucker didn't even die

[miraculan-draws]

Meredith, through her teeth: what a pleasant surprise...champion...

Hawke, lighting his pipe with magic in the middle of a busy Hightown morning: ain't it just?

[hopiufame]

Anyway I just finished the water temple and this was the best part:

Mipha i miss u

[pissvortex]

twitter is going to be shut down. half of reddit is locked or completely unmoderated. the entire first page of google search results are ads. tumblr does not and will never have a functioning search system and their content moderation is 100% automated. youtube only shares ad revenue with people who make snuff films for Youtube Kids. facebook is selling your grandma’s social security number under the table for like $5. web 2.0 is completely dead right

[agirlwithadiary]

Oh? And not Anders blowing up the chantry. And they all still want to vilify (1) mage while they sit on their high horse giving a million passes to orders like the seekers or the Templars or the chantry. 🤦

So crazy how this vital piece of information is tucked away in one companion quest and never talked about at all after this.

"Seekers starting a war: haha! Whoops! My bad uwu. Please give us an option of rebuilding our order. We'll be good this time!! 🥺"

"Anders, fighting for mage freedom: oh no! Jail! Jail for the apostate! Jail for a thousand years! 😡"

I hate this so much.

[fenharelthot]