no pigeon at all

hey-oh, finley aren here; he/him pronouns

[hebihime-deactivated20191114]

[shadowspirit90]

Can we talk about how Ash’s chikorita’s first thought when released from it’s pokeball was to immediately turn around, rub against his leg, and look up at him as if to say “I love you so much. Hi there!”

Then Ash points at the opponent’s girafarig and immediately goes to face the foe. Yes, Ash looks a little annoyed, but he just points, doesn’t yell, just points.

This is why I love Pokémon so much. They aren’t just for battling, they are friends, companions. They love their trainers, at least those trainers that treat their Pokémon well. I would love to love in that world, where you make all these friends who will fight for you, knowing that they make you proud and safe.

[schakira]

so are we not going to talk about girafarig’s other head just weirdly turning itself towards you and showing off its teeth, signaling it absolutely wants to kill you?

[penny-anna]

*at some kind of fancy event*

Shazam: *about to go in on the free wine*

Batman: *taking the glass out of his hand* No.

Shazam: aw

Rest of the Justice League: ???

[penny-anna]

Adult woman journalist: *flirting with Shazam*

Shazam: *flirting back*

Batman, physically towing him away: nope no absolutely not

[penny-anna]

Shazam: *finally gets ahold of a glass of wine & takes a sip*

Shazam: ...........

Shazam: *discreetly spits the wine back into the glass*

Flash, watching from across the room: ok what the fuck

[faustandfurious]

The inherent homoeroticism of killing your enemy and immediately regretting it

[faustandfurious]

It’s about rage, it’s about obsession, it’s about making that two-person war your entire raison d’être. It’s about loving and mistaking it for hatred and loving and loving and loving to the point of destruction. His or yours, it doesn’t matter. And you think seeing him dead at your feet will make you feel better, but all you feel is a whole lot of nothing.

[pilferingapples]

[shittymoviedetails]

Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone

[orgyporgy]

The movie establishes that the phone lines to the house are down, that’s also why nobody is able to call Kevin at home. The movie also establishes that all of his neighbors are out of town which is why he couldn’t borrow their phones. The movie ALSO BEGINS by introducing the main antagonist as a “police officer” which is why Kevin doesn’t trust the cops. I’m so tired of the ignorance. The slander.

[foxyclock]

FINALLY we’ve reached the time of year for home alone discourse

[hypokeimena]

#he did what he needed to do to survive. then he did a bunch of other stuff he felt like doing (via @hotcrossedfangs) 

[christopher-bryant]

home alone is just die hard for kids

[godsperm]

He also stole that toothbrush so was even more scared to call the police in case they arrest him for theft too

[syntactition]

Kevin knew that ACAB ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[violetwolfraven]

Keep in mind that the robbers could have turned around and left at any time. Kevin set up the traps, but they didn’t have to walk into them. They could’ve left and robbed an easier house, but didn’t because they wanted to get the 8-year-old who was beating their asses. At some point, it stopped being about stealing the McCallisters’ stuff and started being about killing Kevin, at which point Kevin was justified in doing whatever the hell he wanted to them.

[segimaru]

Who’s a good boy? 🐕

[stormesandshowers]

[giraffacakes-deactivated2022011]

[clevermanka]

[sirpandalox]

Trixie seeing this like

[l0verseyes]

[funny-tik-toks]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[youtubethumbnails]

[pissvortex]

you can turn it off but only once

[rytfujgkuhhgmjgh]

Visit Original Link

one dragon’s cool, you know what’s cooler? a billion dragons.

[human-merelybeing]

griffin mcelroy:  One dragon’s cool! You know what’s cooler? A billion dragons.

justin mcelroy: [dubious, somewhat horrified laughter]

griffin mcelroy: Let’s go! AAHHHAHAHA AHHH HA AHHHH HAHAAAA HAAAAA UHH UHH UHH UHHH! OH, OH GOD, oh God what have I done, OHH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO, OH NO NO NO NO, OH NO NO, OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! OH GOD, OH GOD, OH NO NO, OH JESUS, GOD, NO –

[nealashitposts]

I recently found out why my mom would never sleep around me when I was a kid. Like she’d never let herself take naps or sleep if I was awake, ever. Or if she did, she would lock her bedroom door. So when I was 6, I was asleep in my bed in the middle of the night when I hear a loud bang, like a pot being dropped and come out to the living room to see my mom standing by the window, with just a huge pile of spaghetti all over the sill, and a pot on the ground, and I ’m like “Are you gonna eat all that?” And ya’ll she get’s BIG MAD and yells at me and chases me to my room but then a little while later a bunch of cops show up and ask me a bunch of random ass questions about my art? Like this one cop lady keeps asking me to draw dragons for her?! And they seem mad as hell

I didn’t want to get arrested so I just never asked my mom for spaghettis after that. Lesson, learned. Don’t ask mom for spaghettis or she’ll call the damn police on you. 

So I have this memory in my head, and it goes unquestioned until I say it outload for the first time a few months back and as soon as I say the words “When I was six, my mom called the cops on me for asking for spaghettis” My adult logic slams into place and is like “Hang on. Your mother definatly did not call the police on a 6 year old for asking for spaghetti.” 

So obviously that’s not what really went down. I call up my mom to tell her how I remember it and on top of her figuring out why her kid has always been really cagey around spaghettis for the last 3 decades she tells me what really happened. 

So on that night, a man tried to break into our house through the front window. It was just my mom, and her kids so she did what she felt she had too and shot him in the head. He’d been wearing a helmet, which landed on the floor under the window.

Now I just want ya’ll to put yourselves in my moms shoes for a minute here. This woman has just taken a human life. The trauma of that- the instant agony, the panic, the guilt, the fear- all of it hitting her at once, her only solace the knowledge that her children are safe. She protected her daughters. No matter the cost to her soul- her children are safe.

Then she looks up and sees her six year old staring at the inside of this mans head before saying “Are you gonna eat all that?” 

[thedorkdionysia]

[teamcoco]

[spaceagecrystals-deactivated201]

This is my fave Noel fielding story ever in the world

[links-hipster-scarf]

I don’t even know who this is but he’s fabulous

[adhd-hippie]

[ID: Series of gifs of Noel Fielding on a late night show recounting a story. Noel is a white man with dark hair cut in a straight shag with bangs. He is wearing black eyeliner and a big red fluffy coat over a blue stripe t-shirt. The story is as follows. “On tour, I disappeared for two days and when they found me I was working in a vintage clothes store. Basically, I got wasted in a group of people and this girl said, ‘I’ve got to open a shop at nine in the morning.’ We said ‘We’ll all come with you.’ and one by one, everyone sort of peeled off and it was just me and this girl. So we opened the shop and she passed out on the floor. I didn’t know what to do so I just started working in the shop. I had to move her behind the desk because it looked like I murdered her. I sold a bag and two ponchos. I did quite well. I wanted to stay there forever, but then our tour bus turned up. The tour manager went, ‘Where have you been?!?!” … Working in a shop, obviously.“ End ID]

[party-gilmore]

he IMMEDIATELY went ride or die for that girl

[masonicbeheadingritual]

[schistcity]

[ot3]

it’s been long enough i’m making an executive decision that we all need to go reread the tgi fridays infinite mozzarella sticks article

[ot3]

still just as good as i remember it

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

if i was sisyphus id eat a bit of dirt off the slope every time on my way up until the slope is no longer steep enough for the boulder to roll down. it would be end of suffering in 47 days

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

if i was atlas id shake the sky up and down to make the laminated wobble sound worldwide every day and piss zeus off enough to kill me or himself

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

no idea how id cope being prometheus. he died so we can light joints i wish him the best

[bluef00t]

Tobey Maguire Spider-Man "it's a hard knock life" fancam hours

[boastmalone]

How does it feel to have conceptualized the perfect Spider-Man trailer op

[sparklefartstheunicorn]