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hey dudes my name [redacted] is and this is my blob. I'm 30 and just kinda trying to finger out life. 90% certain that I am cursed.

[pitbolshevik]

my super sustainable bmw

[pitbolshevik]

[youcanstillwhistle]

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

[sailorbrazil]

thursday..... and i bet you wish you were her

[chillyfeetsteak]

[chillyfeetsteak]

guy who lives with me

[chillyfeetsteak]

yeah

[chillyfeetsteak]

you have a problem with my rabbit's large, veiny, fleshy ear, tumblr??

[the-haiku-bot]

you have a problem

with my rabbit’s large, veiny,

fleshy ear, tumblr??

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[achillesinhighheels]

[achillesinhighheels]

when people use their laptops on the train i'm like is anything really THAT serious

[spicymochi]

your month, your mini cat!

[margaretmcpoyle]

I super do not want to

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[sashayed]

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

[androdragynous]

I wish we lived in a beautiful world where people did not use things for evil because I wish I could send gifts to people without knowing their address or asking them to doxx themselves. because like. for example sometimes i will be like oh that's a cute guinea pig plushie I wish I could send it to my guinea pig mutual who I've never spoken to or interacted with because I think they'd like it. but I can't do that without being like, hi, I'm a stranger on the internet you've never spoken to, tell me your home address, I want to mail you an object. I just want to be able to hand a box to the post office worker and be like, hello, this is for guineapigmutual, and they will nod and say yep we know exactly who that is and they will take it and mail it and I don't need to ever know the actual address or name or anything. unfortunately things cannot work like this but I can dream

[supermariomamafucker]

Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone

[thisisdaddyspage]

Show daddy that nice picture again

[filthinfatuated]

[lillagrim]

[relelvance]

In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive

[piedude]

We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.

[reagan-slayer69]

women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”

[were--ralph]

i tune out for one day and what the fuck is this

[were--ralph]

i thought maybe it was shitpost but no

[laterkiss]

happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈

[kocalls]

[dumnslut]