Mare Imbrium

I'm not supposed to do anything. I'm not supposed to be anyone. but here I am anyway. this is the real me.

[houndluna]

Hound: I want to be inside my mech so fucking bad.

Handler: You mean inside as in piloting it right?

Hound: ...

Handler: YOU MEAN TO PILOT IT RIGHT????

*shock collar noises*

[lemonlovestowrite]

A borrower who witnesses a home invasion and decides to take matters into their own hands Home-Alone-style because ‘only I can steal from this human’ or something like that.

[redstonedust]

(badly flirting) babygirl are you an angel from heaven? would you like to become one.

[aropride]

realizing there's no logical reason for the characters to be doing the thing you want them to be doing

realizing that just means you can find an illogical reason instead

[thedaygoesupinflames]

the whole point of a self indulgent headcanon is that its self indulgent and can be used self indulgently, but when i, shame experiencers georg,

[the-gummy-worms-have-me]

Idk if its not that deep btw. I have a shovel and too much time on my hands, so its as deep as I want it to be.

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[orteil42]

some of you seem to be under the unfortunate impression that i enjoy finishing things. i enjoy making things

[misericordiia]

enough of asking "would you still love me if i was a worm?" would you still love me if i was a pit in your stomach eating away at you from the inside? would you still love me if i was a distant memory you could do nothing but grieve? would you still love me if i haunted you for the rest of your life?

[maxxie-or-smth]

gender is bullshit only thing you should be seeing me as is target practice

[girlnextvore]

dude im not even horny i am just filled with a inhuman hunger

[kaboku]

[toastyglow]

I often think I could be such a good writer if I were better at writing

[icemankazansky]

Unfortunately, the only way to improve your writing is to write.

[chaifootsteps]

Seen a lot of pearl clutching over this tweet but I think it's funny as fuck.

[fictionalbalisong]

hey. can we make Tumblr unprofitable again? Can we make it impossible to advertise on again? Can we make it so I don't have to see the same ad 11 times in a row on my dash? I should be able to stop this without shelling out. I shouldn't have to spend money to make your site less annoying to use.

[supernormalblogname]

*crawls out of my hole* i like when desire (hunger) turns into desire (love (& also still hunger) .

like when a pred has been chasing or has caught and eaten the same particularly tasty prey multiple times. & they become so so obsessed with this one prey that their constant hunger for them starts becoming a crush without them even noticing. thats good stuff 👍

*crawls back into my hole*

[aftahdarkwithditzy]

listen. vore as Comfort. vore as a Break.

it’s been a long week of work and it’s finally the weekend and you get home and you just want REST and comfort and warmth and what better way than to be literally Inside partner. you don’t have to think while you’re in there. when you’re done you come out. it is warm and you hear their heartbeat and it is weighty. you stay as long as you want not needing to think about more than being there and getting your energy back and partner enjoys the full feeling AHHHHHH

same applies to plush tf btw

[eatmorebikes]

[fictionalbalisong]

me the second I unlock size-shifting powers and go looking to make new preds-with-benefits friends