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I need to see this
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I need to see this guy paint a tunnel on the side of a rock wall.
I need to see this
guy paint a tunnel on the
side of a rock wall.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
derek's finest work on stiles' back btw
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you say that like stiles wouldn't get a magic tattoo of derek's name just in case they ever get together
he absolutely would and it'd be right over his heart over the triskele that's also tattooed there
the pack as dnd playing nerds and stiles is the dm bc he makes amazing campaigns. scott and allison's characters having a romeo and juliet type romance storyline where they're from two families that hate each other but that they love each other anyway EVERY campaign. stiles makes NPCs flirt with derek everytime he interacts with one. erica is always playing multiple characters in every campaign bc she's got shit luck with rolls and keeps dying and she creates a completely different character Every time and they're always distinct from the last so she can try out a bunch of different fighting due to race and class. boyd having amazing strategies to take on the challenges of the campaigns but they keep getting fucked up bc he bases them around erica's fighting style and everyone is actually convinced the dice are weighted against them until someone brings in fresh dice and it still happens. issac and scott fight as a duo with allison as their long range support. derek plays what is essentially the same character over and over with a slightly different name bc he dies a lot like erica except it's bc he's got shit strats, absolutely fumbling every fight and no one realises it's because he never actually learned how to play bc he was just thrust in the deep end bc he wanted to watch stiles in his element and it's too late to ask now. jackson acts like he's too cool to play but reacts loudly from across the room when someone fucks up before acting like he was reacting to the tv show he's watching. lydia joined exactly one time as the dm so stiles could play and the campaign she created was so fucked up and hard that everyone was dead within 3 hours of starting and everyone had to beg her to never dm again
The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.
Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.
No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.
Easy carb add on:
Cookie
Fruit (canned or fresh)
Chips
Piece of bread
Popcorn
Crackers
Easy protein add on:
Nuts
Spoonful of nut butter
Cheese
Roasted chickpea snacks
Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)
Small canned sausages or similar
Sugar in there.
I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.
Derek’s literal internal wolf clawing at his insides because they both want Stiles so bad but Derek won’t act on it, just yearns painfully from afar. constant whining and howling in his ear that only he can hear. the feeling of his chest being ripped open or torn to shreds by his own sharp claws; Derek grasping at his chest, bowing over in pain.
his betas don’t understand what’s going on or how to help. Derek tries to keep away from Stiles because the clawing only becomes more intense the closer the human is. Stiles doesn’t get it either; he had once saw Derek hiss in pain and clutch his chest, jokingly asking if it was acid reflux. of course, Derek didn’t know how to respond except to shoot him a look he didn’t mean.
the clawing (aka yearning) getting so bad that Derek sometimes coughs up blood. “you can only ignore it for so long,” Peter warns. Derek doesn’t heed until he’s crawling hands and knees through the loft just to reach Stiles’ feet. Stiles who had a hunch and came bursting through the doors. Stiles who had knelt down to Derek’s level, taking his head in his hands, asking, “why didn’t you say anything?”
a litany of reasons ran through Derek’s mind, unfortunately his wolf’s howling was louder than his thoughts. his chest continued to twinge in pain, a burning and aching sensation as his whole body shook the longer he denied himself Stiles.
“you deserve better,” was all Derek could muster out on a weak breath.
it didn’t take long for Stiles to figure out what Derek meant. he narrowed his eyes, nudging Derek’s chin up to look at him.
“i think it’s up to me to decide what i do and don’t deserve, don’t you think?” Stiles would ask, his lips curling into a smile.
Derek’s body had stoped shaking when he felt Stiles’ lips against his. the aching pain around his chest subsided, breath calmly entering his lungs finally. he fell further into the kiss as his whole self relaxed, simply melting into Stiles’ touch.
“if you wanted me, you should’ve just said so,” Stiles says when they eventually pull apart.
“as you’ve noticed,” Derek huffs, “i’m not great with words.. or expressing feelings..”
Stiles chuckles, leaving another peck against Derek’s lips, encouraging him to try.
Derek nods, kissing Stiles a few more times to work up the courage to say what he’s been holding back for too long.
“i don’t just want you,” Derek starts, “i need you, desperately — you’re my mate.”
it feels good to say out loud, Derek thinks. to finally admit not just to Stiles but to himself that he loves Stiles and needs him more than anything he’s ever needed before.
“you love me,” Stiles says smugly
“i love you,” Derek nods back
“i’m your mate?” he asks. the words flowing out of Stiles’ mouth has Derek’s breath catching and sending a shiver down his spine.
Derek nods again, “you’re my mate.”
Stiles smiles at the declaration, rubbing his thumb against Derek’s cheek before planting another kiss. Derek shuts his eyes, taking in Stiles’ warm hands against his face. more kisses are sprinkled across his cheeks and Derek hopes they’re neverending.
“looks like i’m yours then... and you’re mine. there’s no getting rid of me now, we’re mates,” Stiles says, proudly.
Derek can feel the wolf in his chest spin on its toes happily. he’d probably do the same once he had fully composed himself, but for now was happy to just bask in this moment he had with Stiles. all tension, pain, and stress gone from now that he knew he could have Stiles.
“you’re mine, i’m yours,” Derek agreed before kissing the corners of Stiles’ mouth once more for good measure.
Stiles wants to get married in a church, as a matter of fact, he wants to get married in the exact same chapel that his mom and dad got married in.
Derek wants to get married on the cleared out grounds of where his family’s home once stood. he hates the idea of his family (whether dead or alive) not being able to witness a huge milestone for him.
normally, Derek would give Stiles whatever he wanted with little to no arguments or fussing, but for once, he just wants this.
Stiles loves that for most of their relationship, Derek has always caved in and gave Stiles whatever he wanted. so he’s a little baffled when Derek fights back on this… which is how he ends up standing in front of Derek late one night with a powerpoint on why they should get married in a chapel.
“think of how cool it’ll be when we stomp the glass and everyone carries us in our chairs” Stiles points out. his little laser dancing over the uploaded image of his mom and dad stomping out a clothed covered piece of glass.
“i don’t mind the glass part, babe.. i do mind the chairs..” Derek says, shaking his head
“it’s a jewish tradition!”
“you’re not even devout!” Derek counters
they then bicker when Derek suggests that a platform can be built in the woods, “and we can stomp as much glass as your heart desires.”
“it’s not the same,” Stiles damn near pouts.
they hash it out for what feels like hours; both making their own points and reasonings behind them. neither of them wanting to leave anything or anyone out (yes, even Peter is invited). neither of them coming up with a compromise or solution before calling it a night.
despite feeling emotionally depleted and somewhat defeated, Stiles still kisses Derek against his forehead, promising that they’ll figure it out before they head off to bed. (Stiles has his longstanding rule to never go to bed angry — obviously learned from his parents).
—
the whole next day, Stiles and Derek are still going over it.
Stiles presenting Derek his coffee, turning on his “sexy voice” promising things to Derek they both know Stiles will forget to keep in exchange for the chapel wedding.
Derek smirks, kissing Stiles gently, coffee breath and all, saying, “i’ll think about it..” even tho Derek knows he’ll be standing his ground over their forest wedding.
they both wish this was easier; that either of them would be pleased with simply heading to the courthouse with one or two witnesses and calling it a day. but they’re both so much more romantic and stubborn than they’d like to admit and have been dreaming of their fairytale wedding since forever.
Stiles pesters Derek all day through texts, sending pinterest boards of classic chapel weddings, bombarding his fiancée with aesthetically pleasing images… and a random james brown impersonator.
Derek sends Cora and Peter to Stiles in hopes they can convince him. Cora lays down the puppy eyes while Peter guilt trips Stiles by going over Hale family history, regardless of its relevance to the wedding.
both Stiles and Derek come home from work, ready to start back up again what was unfinished from last night.
“using your baby sister was a cheap trick, Derek Hale, and you know it! i didn’t even know she could cry on command like that - so unfair!”
“your dad sent me a whole folder of their wedding photos.. one.. by.. one; because your dad still doesn’t know he can send multiple photos at once! do you know how crazy it looked having my phone go off fifty times during a meeting?!”
they go back and forth, Stiles bring back the powerpoint as Derek argues why they should marry in the woods. they go back and forth until they’re both slumped on the couch, sitting in silence as they stare at each other with exhausted expressions.
“fuck it, we’ll have two weddings,” Derek blurts
“what?”
Derek nods, sitting closer to Stiles to take his hand. “we can have the chapel wedding with all the traditions you want — no james brown impersonators! then we’ll have a second wedding in the woods, just us.”
“really?” Stiles asks, his eyes beginning to mist as he reaches to cup Derek’s cheek.
“i really have a hard time saying no to you,” Derek admits, “but i didn’t want to leave my family out either. this is the easiest compromise.”
“you love me, you really love me,” Stiles smiles.
“i do.”
—
both weddings are beautiful. multiple tears are shed from various eyes of the party. there’s no james brown impersonator but Erica gives it her best shot (after fighting the band leader for the microphone).
—
on their honeymoon, Derek approaches Stiles as he lays against the sands of the beach, Derek kissing across his husband’s sun-soaked skin.
Stiles smiled where he rested on his towel, feeling the tickles of Derek’s stubble against his back.
“couldn’t imagine a better view, Mr Hale,” Derek says softly just before kissing across Stiles’ neck.
Stiles giggles at first, basking in the soft lips pressed against his neck and shoulders. then his eyes shoot open with realization.
“Mr Hale?”
“yeah,” Derek chuckles, “we’re married now, remember? officially spouses.”
“Der, you’re taking my last name,” Stiles states matter of fact
“i don’t remember agreeing to that,”
“and i don’t remember saying i’d take your last name either,” Stiles quips
“so who’s taking who’s last name?” Derek asked
… they have a wonderful honeymoon.. aside from the two days they bickered over who’s name would be claimed.
when sterek get married, they both cry when they say their vows.
derek tries to pretend he doesn't notice the moisture welling up in his eyes, at the same time as he's helping to brush away stiles' own tears. he leaves his hand there, cupping stiles' face, stroking his beaming cheek with his thumb as he gazes at him so tenderly, and listens as stiles makes it through his speech without completely losing it.
stiles grips his wrist with one hand and interlaces his fingers with the other one, so they're touching everywhere they can. nobody exists around them right now; not lydia officiating, not john in the front row, not melissa sniffing and blotting her own tears. all that matters is each other, and the last moments before they're joined together officially.
derek says his vows with a smile, soft and warm just for stiles, and stiles cries again, or maybe he never stopped. he can't believe he's here, with the person he loves most in the universe. all for him, all his own.
when the time comes for them to kiss, they don't break away for ages, too wrapped up in each other to care about anything else. derek kisses stiles hard, and stiles melts into him and clings to him and then they're making out and scott gags but all derek can feel is stiles' smile against his lips and stiles' fingers in his hair and stiles' body against his own.
his mate, his husband. his.
derek loves stiles for a million reasons and he will protect him until the ends of the earth. because that’s his stiles, that’s his mate, but also this is the one person he still has, and that he cares about most in the universe. everyone else has died or left him or tricked him. stiles is everything. derek puts all his trust and love and gratitude and emotion into stiles, and it hurts, and it’s scary because all that could be taken away in an instant. if stiles becomes just like the others, if derek loses him.
so it’s a lot to put on a person but derek can’t help it, he can’t help how deep his love for stiles goes, how passionately and possessively he cares about him. it’s hard to let the boy out of his sight, because that’s when the fear gets stronger, and when they come back together derek embraces him like he has no intention of ever letting go again, because he doesn’t. he’s sunk his claws into stiles and stiles went willingly, lovingly, easily.
with all that derek’s lost, stiles is his anchor, the one thing he still has for himself, keeping him tethered and afloat, and each time his eyes land on stiles is almost a moment of disbelief that he is here with him, alive, safe. his.
it’d be safer to push stiles away, keep him at a distance in case derek’s the one who ends up getting him hurt, or worse, in the end. but derek can’t bear to do that to stiles or himself, since there’s no one else he trusts to take care of stiles or keep him safe. no, derek has to be the one to be there, arms wrapped around stiles, gentle claws pressing against his skin to protect him, mark him as his own, hide him from the rest of the world.
stiles is derek’s, and derek will keep him safe forever, no matter the cost. his whole world is stiles, and that’s all he needs.
au after stiles graduates high school. he leaves town and rarely hears from derek except on his birthday. his number changes occasionally but stiles still knows it's from derek. all the wolf says is "happy birthday" and stiles is just grateful someone remembered. sometimes scott doesn't even remember these days. stiles wishes he was a kid again, where his mother would throw him a birthday party and make him feel special. he just wants to feel special again. so these little texts from derek, however infrequent they are, mean everything to him.
the year of stiles' 21st birthday, he doesn't get a text from derek. he figures derek has finally forgotten about him, or didn't care enough anymore. it had to end sometime, stiles figures. it was good while it lasted.
a week goes by of stiles trying not to feel let down and depressed, trying to push all thoughts of derek and his high school friends from his mind. his heart jumps, though, when he's driving down the road and his phone buzzes in his pocket. it's probably just his dad. who else—
"help," the text says. stiles knows who it is immediately. it's one of the numbers he has saved for derek in his phone; he didn't know it was still active. "derek??" stiles texts back. then his phone rings immediately, and he stops everything he's doing, swerves onto the side of the road, tires screeching, as he fumbles and hurries to pick it up.
the voice on the other end is familiar, and pained, and stiles' heart is in his throat. but it's derek. he's okay, he's alive, for now, and stiles knows right then that he'll do anything in his power to bring him home safely. if only to get another birthday text from him next year. if that's all it is, if that's all it can be, it's enough. it's derek.
WIP Wednesday
I actually remembered what day it is! Here's a bit of my werewolf!Stiles fic, Entry Wound.
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Derek's almost called Peter a dozen times now. What stops him every time his thumb is over the call button is that this isn't abnormal. He's seen this before, and not just with his former pack. It's not that the bite is rejecting, no, this is Stiles' immune system fighting off a perceived infection. Eventually, it'll fail and be consumed and replaced by a more robust system, but for now, Stiles' body is fighting like hell to stay human.
The Alpha that bit him had to know this could happen. There's no other reason to bite someone this far from the full moon. Traditionally, it's done either on the full moon or the day before to help the transition. The moon's pull eclipses the human's willpower, and there's no pain, no twisting spine and straining ribs. It's supposed to be a good thing, turning someone into a werewolf.
He thinks of turning Erica, sliding his hands up her thighs, and his stomach churns. He wasn't fit to be an Alpha, no more than the bastard that bit Stiles is, but he knows how to take care of a struggling beta.
When Stiles gasps in pain, shoulders and vertebra cracking and bending, Derek can't handle anymore. He jumps to his feet, ignoring the way Stiles flinches. "This isn't working," he says. "You need to let me help."
Stiles shoots him a half-hearted glare. "Why do you think I'm here? It's definitely not for your sparkling personality."
Under normal circumstances, he'd rip the blanket off and drag Stiles to bed, but that's out of the question. He needs to be forceful without causing more trauma. He takes a deep, calming breath and braces himself. Then he says, "Get undressed and get into bed."
"Uh, no," Stiles says, half-laughing. His eyes are too wide. "Absolutely not, are you - no."
Derek takes a half-step forward, pausing when Stiles shrinks against the couch. "We need to touch," he explains. "Lying down in bed will make it easier."
"And we need to be naked?" Two spots of colour bloom on his cheeks. "Why?"
"Just trust me."
Stiles opens his mouth, probably to launch into some speech about trust and respect that Derek doesn't want to endure. Talking is for humans; their senses are too dull, too limited, to communicate effectively. Wolves work together, chasing the same goal without fumbling over words. Gestalt.
He pulls off his shirt and tosses it aside. He hears the quick intake of breath as Stiles' heart rate spikes, rabbit-quick. Ah. Stiles' face is nice and pink; it's the most alive he's looked in hours. That works. This thing between them, the shadow of Stiles' teenage crush, is useful. Peter always said that every action should have at least two motivations behind it.
"Oh," Stiles says as Derek undoes his belt, the leather sliding easily through his belt loops. "Is this… Am I dying?"
Derek unzips his jeans and pauses, leaving his hand on his fly. "Not if I can help it. Now come on, strip."
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Had to label the old trash barrels so the collectors would know to take them
This should be the last post on tumblr before it is shut down.
And both of them are still on here and active.
god it would be awesome if the human brain could just ignore an upsetting thing instead of constantly wandering back to it for no fucking reason
I need Derek Hale, The Saviour of Beacon Hills, but not because he fights the supernatural.
But because he learns Laura's favorite bakery is going to close because some out of town corporation bought the building and raised the rent 50%. Derek somehow buys the building and asks a reasonable rent.
The hair salon his Mom went to, the owner was going to retire and the person she trained can't afford the loan from the bank. Derek loans the money instead.
The garage his family took their cars to.
The mom & pop grocery store that is being going under cause a Walmart came to town
Shopping exclusively at the local butcher shop for all the packs meat.
Buying up swaths of the old downtown buildings so gentrification is almost stopped in their tracks.
Construction company is closing because the owner is retiring and his son can't afford to move to town? Derek moves his family to town, even helps with a down payment on a house.
He buys old factory buildings and turns them into low income housing, using exclusively the construction company he saved. People fresh out of college or those with minimum wage jobs can now live independently. Decreased cost of living draws people to the once dying town.
His family had money and he's donating it everywhere, fire fighter pension fund, police widow fund (luckily not often needed because the pack has helped decrease the danger in town), the library, meals on wheels, animal shelter, etc.
Because the Hales have always been the protectors of ALL of Beacon Hills, and if Derek Hale has to carry that mantle on just his shoulders alone he will.
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Ok but before Noah learns about the supernatural he agrees to pet sit a small dog for a neighbor or distant cousin and Stiles has to take it during the day because it has abandonment issues. Derek is so affronted. Just... the audacity of Stiles showing up at the loft with Scott and a shitzu peeking out from his backpack. Derek just seething as Erica and Boyd and Isaac gush about how cute it is because they are all bitten werewolves and not born werewolves and they aren't insulted by it. But Derek...Derek finally looses his shit and fully shifts into a wolf. He's massive, like the size of a pony but he forces himself onto Stiles lap, basically squishing Stiles into the couch cushions to assert dominance over a purse pup because how fucking dare Stiles bring this chew toy in here stinking up his pack house and his human!
I can't really draw but I had to try
Omg! The little Stiles’ hands!!! Thank you so much @sweet-but-vicious! I never had anyone draw art off my writing 🥹
Derek has a problem. Eli has reached the age where he’s convinced that there’s a monster under his bed and no amount of reassuring him that there’s no monster or checking and double checking will convince him otherwise. But Stiles has an idea. Next time Eli says he’s scared of the monster under his bed?
Stiles: of course there is
Eli: what?!
Derek: what.
Stiles: I mean where else would a monster hide?
Derek’s gunna kill him
Stiles: and you know why he’s hiding?
Eli shakes his head, eyes wide
Stiles: because he’s scared.
Eli: of what?
Stiles: Of me.
Eli gasps
Derek can’t believe this is working