self-ship blog

harland // they / them // 26 // main is slashpaws // i share everyone except alastor // ALASTOR IS MY #1 TO THE POINT I RARELY THINK ABOUT ANYONE ELSE ANYMORE , THIS IS ESSENTIALLY AN ALASTOR BLOG NOW // 🦌 april 2nd 2024 🦌

[fictodoggo]

f/o list :] + their emojis 💜

alastor (hazbin hotel) 🦌

grell sutcliff (black butler) ♥️

lucas baker (re7) 🧨

vox (hazbin hotel) 📺

ronald knox (black butler) 👓

carlos oliveira (re3 remake) ☂️

jill valentine (re3 remake) 🌿

dj music man (fnaf) 🎶

roxanne wolf (fnaf) 🐺

glamrock chica (fnaf) 🍕

john ward (faith) ⛪

[myxomoon]

Pinklastor

[dailyalastor]

[melodylove-art]

ALASTOR SELFSHIP COMMISSION 🤑🤑

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[starryeyeddreamer21]

Alastor can purr. Well okay not exactly but when he's comfortable he makes this low and even kind of rumbling static sound and everyone calls it purring behind his back. Don't tell him

[hybridsheart]

falling asleep with your head on your f/o’s chest as they gently run a hand over your head over and over to pull you into a peaceful sleep, their heartbeat pounding against your ear in a soft rhythm like it’s the beat of the soundtrack of your love. maybe you run a hand against their stomach and you get to hear their heartbeat jump just slightly at the contact, showing how affected they are by you.

[multiversal-selfshipper]

May you see yourself like your F/O sees you.

May you see yourself with the same loving eyes. May you grow to love your body like they do. May you enjoy your own company as much as they enjoy having you around.

May you see your flaws with the same patience. May you cheer yourself with the same fervor as them.

And most of all may you always believe in yourself just like they do.

[velvtncturne]

F/O who never lets you apologize for your body; every now and then you catch yourself saying sorry for being tired, sorry for slowing things down, sorry for needing help/accommodations. Every single time they look at you like you've said something completely absurd. Not angry at you, but just genuinely shocked by the idea that existing as you are could ever require an apology.

⟡ dividers: @/uzmacchiato ..

[lemonbutler]

Jealous f/o who does that 'tch' tongue click thing at others you're too friendly with

(´∀｀*)

[taoisms]

when giant 6ft+ huge grown ass men giggle!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[taoisms]

when YOU make a giant 6ft+ huge grown as man giggle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU STILL AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[the-radiosilencer]

i'm amused by alastor's chair antics he did not need to do allat

[dailyalastor]

[dreamlitkiss]

Imagine being your f/o's soulmate..

Oh, no. Wait.

You already are <3

[moss-beloveds]

f/o who is bigger/taller than you hugging you from behind, curling around you and maybe even resting their chin on top of your head <3

[theadventuresofclutchpowers]

pick a horrible pet name to call your f/o for the rest of time

gooby snoobert

magical lovewizard

endangered species of beetle

packing peanut

Splendid Ass, LLC

shiny charizard

mcdonalds honey bustard pickled sea fuck meal

sweet scheming eunuch

Mr. Beast (gender neutral)

yucky little freakwad

bacon egg and cheese

google slide

Voting ended onMay 18

[whoreiaki-kakyoin]

Fictional man who shoves your face directly into his tits when you’re stressed or tired or overwhelmed to calm you down and it actually fucking works

[jorkbvrooom55]

first commission!!! thank you so much@slashpaws !!! 🙏💕:D