[madmadamemimble]

[racistspiderman]

More women

[sevey6]

Thank god they decided to make more

[somesaypoetry]

Wow

Dolly Parton has really been hard at work

[cumbacon]

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

[hearthome-deactivated20210601]

i kno this is a #hot take but there is nothing wrong with having acne actually, and having imperfect skin in general is a normal thing that says nothing about your personal hygiene.

[hearthome-deactivated20210601]

every person on this post giving out unprompted skincare advice owes me $300 and an essay on why it’s rude

[rooftop-soliloquy-deactivated20]

What's up with tumblr and people not wanting to be healthy and clean

[hearthome-deactivated20210601]

you can be healthy and clean and still have acne you dumb bitch

[dantes-infernal-chili]

New theory: Hozier isn’t the “I can’t die” type of immortal, he’s the “I can be killed but it won’t last” type of immortal.

Evidence: In Work Song, he start the chorus with “When my time comes around, lay me gently in the cold dark earth,” implying death and burial; however, he immediately follows it with the claim “No grave can hold my body down.” Ergo, he can die, but he won’t stay dead forever. Unfortunately, my knowledge of him is insufficient to determine whether he can be killed or if he can only die of natural causes; I suspect it’s the former, but only by his lover’s hand.

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

When hozier said “i am a panderer….an absolute peddler of muck” i felt that

[limegreenmemequeenperidot-deact]

Regardless if you are religious or not, French or not, or had any connection to the building at all, you can’t deny that the Notre Dame cathedral is an incredibly historic landmark and a marvel of art and architecture, and watching some edgy chucklefucks who must’ve left their brain cell at the door today joke about the destruction and call the fire “aesthetically pleasing” just blows my fucking mind

This is not just an incredible loss for Paris, but for all of us, so learn a little bit of humility and keep the Funni Jokes to yourself

[heartsoftruth]

[crimesonsatin]

not to be dramatic but 850 years of human history is burning down and it feels more and more like the end of the world

[odinsblog]

Libraries are one of the few remaining public goods that haven’t been completely privatized and profitized. Libraries are virtually free to the public, regardless of race, class, gender, religion or sexual orientation. And it needs to stay that way. Capitalists need to keep their dirty, grubby little HANDS OFF libraries.

[munsass]

[homoz]

[thehiddenbaroness]

I need Hozier to write a song as an ode to the first black hole we’ve photographed.

[cinnamonpdf]

sometimes my mind amazes me

[highway-tunes]

whenever jake or sammy wear their hair up in a bun ten years are added to my lifespan

[gaypeopletwitter]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“bastard” is no contest the funniest curse word

[urban-cryptid]

It somehow implies that the most hienous thing you’ve done is exist

[topmeladies]

Don’t call me out like this