Fidget Frog

...to remember the spazzy moments.

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

I am new to adulting and still need much practice.

[bongospasm]

[cutegorl]

Can I donate my menstrual cycle to a misogynistic white middle aged male

[homophobicavatarstyle]

how the fuck did the fire nation beat fucking anyone their element can't do shit to any of the others

[homophobicavatarstyle]

shoot fire at an airbender? they blow fire back in your face now you got burn face

[homophobicavatarstyle]

a waterbender sends a wave at you and you defend with fire? congrats dipshit now you've turned that attack into steam in your eyes at best or boiling water on your skin at worst

[homophobicavatarstyle]

you throw fire they throw rock you get hit with hot rock war over

[saltytocrusade]

Literally the only way the fire nation fought enemies was with slow technological veachiles (drills and air boats) and fucking AMBUSHING PEOPLE. AND IT WAS MAINLY AMBUSHING CIVILIANS (against the Geneva Convention). The fire nations army is full of war criminals

[princecharmingtobe]

You think they have the Geneva Convention in ATLA? They don’t even have Geneva. 

[homophobicavatarstyle]

[muirin007]

I was reading about the Wild Hunt and how apparently, Odin Allfather was a typical father in that he refused to ask for directions during his annual Yule ride through the night sky, and instead of turning his fun, flying sleigh around or taking a slightly different route, he’d just plow on through the same route he always took, regardless of who or what was in his way. 

And if your house or land WAS in his way, he STILL wouldn’t reroute. He’d just burn the house down instead.

Which is THE funniest thing I have read in years. And it just got funnier when I pictured the whole thing turning into a buddy road trip with Loki and Odin and Sleipnir, and voila, a wild comic appeared.

(File those two kids under unimpressed.jpg.)

[alrtist]

@gwendaltolgreen thought you might like this.

[ziggyplayedd]

things that made me stop wanting to die that require no effort whatsoever

change the color used to highlight text on your laptop

move the pictures on your wall

stack whatever clutter is in your room into piles even if you don’t have time to clean it all

slightly vary your commute, even just by one street

change where you sit and scroll aimlessly on your phone even if it’s only to the chair in your room instead of your bed

drink water or juice out of a wine glass in the morning because nothing is real

shower with the lights off, without music

buy $3 flowers at trader joe’s—they look bad next to the more expensive ones but they look so good in your room

start typing things you don’t post into your notes. your thoughts can be worth documenting even if you don’t deem them worth sharing

wake up super early just once. you don’t have to make it a habit it’s just extra satisfying to go to bed that night

listen to the entirety of your favorite album from 2015

[sandersstudies]

Almost all of these are about variety. Humans need stimulation! We need enrichment! We literally cannot do the same thing every day!

The other day I was feeling miserable, so I hopped on a bus and rode it all the way back to where I’d started, and my brain, which had finally had some proper stimulation via new environments, was suddenly ready to go again!

This is why taking walks/drives and trying new hobbies are good for you! Don’t turn yourself into a sad zoo animal! You need some pumpkins to roll around in your enclosure!

[yippeeepenid]

ITS BACK!!!!!

god i fucking love the quote “dont turn yourself into a sad zoo animal” it has really inspired me!

[artdweeb]

Durden likes to watch me change clothes.

[newusernamepending]

Female, presenting nipples.

[radd-ology-blog]

[simpleautumnpleasures]

[sandandglass]

[natalie-mars]

I don’t reblog much, but this is too well said not to.

[themayfieldtreasury]

This always gets a reblog.

[c-the-transman]

I remember seeing this shortly after I first came out and it just filled me with so much hope.

[did-you-know]

Cruise ships have their own morgues. Roughly 200 people die on cruise ships each year, especially on those that carry a lot of seniors, so most ships have a small morgue on board and are prepared to store up to 10 bodies. Source Source 2 Source 3

[livenerdy]

[hotboyproblems]

all of these have the same energy

[purebred-weretwink-deactivated2]

Big mouth energy

[fidget-frog]

Made the #dragonbonedagger from #skyrim so I can try a new painting technique... #dagger #3dprinting #3dprintedprops

[fidget-frog]

Made the #dragonbonedagger from #skyrim so I can try a new painting technique... #dagger #3dprinting #3dprintedprops

[fidget-frog]

Made the #dragonbonedagger from #skyrim so I can try a new painting technique... #dagger #3dprinting #3dprintedprops